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brag/beat: my first sexual encounter with an older woman
This may be TL;DR but I thought I'd write it up anyway.
A buddy of mine from work and I head out last night to the bar around the corner to grab a beer. We grab a table in the corner and a couple of older women at the bar are eyeing us up and down. Some seats near them open up and we grab them. We all talk a while and find out she's in her mid 30's (I'm 23 and my buddy's 25) and her friend is 41. I sell cars and we get to talking about it when we have the following conversation her: my car's better then yours. me: o rly? her: yeah it's blah blah blah me: show me. we head out of the bar and hop into her car. Before I can get a word out we're making out like crazy. Our friends knock on the windows and so we hop into my car and drive down the road. We park and i'm finger banging the hell out of her when..... BEAT her: just so you know, i'm not going to let you [censored] me until you buy me dinner. me: :-( we go at it for a little while longer and I bring her back to her car, from which my friend emerges. He hops in with me and we head home. brag: first experience with a woman 10+years my senior beat: didn't hit it. variance: buddy railed 41 year old friend in the back seat of my girls car. follow up/pics to follow if I ever see her again. |
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Re: brag/beat: my first sexual encounter with an older woman
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Re: brag/beat: my first sexual encounter with an older woman
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her: just so you know, i'm not going to let you [censored] me until you buy me dinner. [/ QUOTE ] i hope for all of mankind you backhanded the bitch at this moment. |
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Re: brag/beat: my first sexual encounter with an older woman
You shoulda rolled through McD's and let her super size it.
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Re: brag/beat: my first sexual encounter with an older woman
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You shoulda rolled through McD's and let her super size it. [/ QUOTE ] mcd's??? treat your women right... Wendy's ftw |
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Re: brag/beat: my first sexual encounter with an older woman
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You shoulda rolled through McD's and let her super size it. [/ QUOTE ] A+ |
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Re: brag/beat: my first sexual encounter with an older woman
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You shoulda rolled through McD's and let her get one double cheeseburger for a dollar [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: brag/beat: my first sexual encounter with an older woman
standard for older women who know what they want and how to get it!!
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Re: brag/beat: my first sexual encounter with an older woman
Variance: She was wingmanning.
Beat: OP was the ugly friend. |
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Re: brag/beat: my first sexual encounter with an older woman
So what's the required age range to be considered an "older woman?"
5 years, 10, more? |
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