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Old 06-02-2007, 07:58 PM
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Default I am getting married

Brag: I am getting married on August 11th, to the love of my life. She is a hot mexican woman with a great career.
Beat : Here is the to do list that she just sent me, indicative of the future..
Hi Sweetie Pie,
Here are a couple of things that I would like you to do for me.

Call and schedule an appointment for Frauline with your Mercedes friend...she needs her air conditioning taken care of and possibly new tires.
Get replacement boards for the couch, molly bolts for the kitchen ledge screws, and knife holder screws at East Sac Hardware.
Get a garage door opener for Frauline.
Take in Puppy's poop to the vet and schedule her surgery.
Call your air conditioning friend....see how much it would be for a new air conditioner.
***Call Kevin and confirm 6:30pm at the church and ask about an organist or a recommended musician for the ceremony.
***Find a band for the wedding reception. I'm thinking a jazz band.
Talk to your publicity person and ask how we get our picture in the newspaper for our engagement announcement. Our pictures will be taken June 18th.
Get me the Smith's addresses!
Book a room at the Embassy Suites for our Honeymoon night.
Confirm that we have a car and driver for the wedding night.
Talk to your friend about the hotel in Cancun and see if his dates are flexible.
Get June 16th off from work.
Get the weekend of July 14th off from work for the Brown Family Weekend in Tahoe.
Water the side of the front yard.

Truckloads of Love!,


Variance: Happy/Unhappy for the rest of my life.
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Old 06-02-2007, 08:00 PM
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Default Re: I am getting married

I see at least one thing wrong with this title.
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Old 06-02-2007, 08:00 PM
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looks like ur drawing dead now...
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Old 06-02-2007, 08:01 PM
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Elaborate?
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Old 06-02-2007, 08:02 PM
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My win rate is zero, but I still have "marriage rakeback" to look forward to.
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Old 06-02-2007, 08:02 PM
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PICS.
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Old 06-02-2007, 08:03 PM
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fold plz this has disasterous implications
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Old 06-02-2007, 08:04 PM
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No benefits? Lots of sexy time. Dual bankrolls. Love. Companionship.
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Old 06-02-2007, 08:05 PM
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are you a truck driver?
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Old 06-02-2007, 08:05 PM
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[ QUOTE ]
fold plz this has disasterous implications

[/ QUOTE ]No [censored].

She better at least let you smack her around.
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