Best of Kiwi

[kiwi]

So I don't post anymore or play poker- blah blah chow mein TL/DR, but I would do it all again just for the sexy times with Georgia Ave. I have discovered some important imformaion, and enclose these learnings, as well as some of my favourite mspaint creations before I give my laptop away to some degenerate again.

ps I don’t hate Poker Bob, but I dislike him a little. About a year ago when I had like 10 posts, there was a thread comparing limit to monkeys flinging poo, and I PM’d him with a funny pic of two monkeys flinging poo. The picture is now an internet classic, of course, but he never even responded with a TY to the noobie who pm’ed him. Lol Poker Bob

*SpechelEdd is a good guy, despite being an illegal immigrant who busts tables before going home to jack off over his armoury.
*When Gildwulf leaves early during high society Canadian dinner parties to play HU PooFling against a fish, he gets Andanthar to page him, and claims to be an on-call Gynaecologist.
*Despite making millions from BBV, David Sklansky has yet to say lol Donkaments in BBV. If he did so in this thread, it would truly be "Variance"
*3 of the boobie pics posted by "Lolustd" were actually real. Mrs Kiwi wouldn't let me post pics of her, but took a couple sneaky pics of her mates in the shower. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]Mrs Kiwi
Although BBV sucks a little currently, it will be teh awesome again soon, and when the on-line ban is lifted all the cool kids will come back.
if you see >25%of flops, you are probably a losing player. Most BBVers see >45% of flops. You cannot hang mince on a butchers hook.
Oh, and Aba, let me know if you plan to go to any AB games, I will hook you up. GA has my details


GG BBV

My take on the Yvesaint pics
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Hiv plays minbet v Gild (badly, it seems)



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Fgators debates the merits of software to assist his play


Ballin at the Bahamas




random image during brandi “sex for satellites” saga



netteller stiffs USA, Dementis Stiffs BBV


Server issues – again!



Brandi buys in with Buttseks


Some guy makes a half decent post and gets hated on.



Some dude lies to BBV (anything with Brandi was funny back then lol)


Good2cu and EM2 roadtrip – they claim to have got laid in Poland



A BBV n00b gets some help



Flintoffs girlfriend is stupid



David’s house spotted in magazine


:HEART: Grimm – he offers coaching lol


Mark Newhouse falls in love with…….who else lol



And a lil movie to finish

http://www.grapheine.com/classiktv/c...y.php?id=45403


Hooray for Threadcat



Nation takes a cruise – trip report fails to deliver


and finally, HSNL debates JJ, Grimm has strong views on it’s merits
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/pl...php?id=1797185

I’ll finish if you want more….that’s half way I think

[snakekilla88]

very nice sir

[unbluffable]

this will be an epic thread

you sir are a legend.

also, bbv and 2p2 have delivered the past week over and over and over.

[plan9]

Grimmstar ones are excellent.

[brazilio]

kiwi plz post ur plo mspaint from a long time ago thx

[Chump Change]

How is the timeline that earned you the name "BBV historian" not included?

You're not gone for good, I refuse to believe it.

[kiwi]

lol Chump, I was saving it till last. Fk this is taking forever!

Threadcat says not BBV worthy



someone asks Newhouse to stake him



smokes a joint

my favourite


Frogpond…… Uggh



Discussion on going down and Boobies




Yaay – Modwars in BBV (Gild p0wns obv)





Only funny if you know Strassa



Personal crisis



Not hatin’, Grimm, Honest



BBV Historian

[unbluffable]

BBV owns

please don't leave. ill ship on stars.

[brazilio]

PLO HAND PLEASE THANKS

[Mama Poker]

Very nice stuff Kiwi. I don't know alot of the references, but funny trying to fill in the blanks