Tilt induced by cocktail waitress

[Overseer55]

I am a coffee aficionado (i.e. addict)...I take it with a bit of milk and absolutely NO sugar. Last week, I ordered coffee two separate times (at a 20-40 table). The first time they bring it to me with cream & sugar...the second time they bring it to me with milk & sugar.

So, I get pissed, go on tilt, 3-bet with 63s, and lose a big pot. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Anyone else have one of these stories?

[ShipitFMA]

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Anyone else have one of these stories?

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Im sure alot of people have terrible stories if thats what you're asking

[PwnedDonk]

Some dude one told a really [censored] story in BBV about coffee or some other bull which I wasted 30 secs of my life reading. That put me on tilt.

Oh and I also heard he may have an unfortunate ending with some sort of fire, although possibly grease related

[holdme]

once i ordered a coffee with one cream and two sugars at a restaurant. as soon as the waitress got there, i took a sip. GROSS THISSS COFFEE IS TOO SUGARY so i threw it at her face and then she sucked my wang.

[tufat23]

some dude sent me a really useless HH for no reason yesterday. made me misclick for stacks, and i proceeded to go -10 buyin downswing.

he's now permablocked, with zero chance of reprival.

[Mr Rick]

I made the mistake of ordering coffee "regular" thinking that meant with milk only. It came with sugar. The second time I did it, I realized it was my mistake.

What I don't get is why you would let this get to you. Just throw it out and order it exactly how you like it. You could even tell the waitress about the mistake if they are charging for the coffee - I'm sure she would bring you your next one free.

The only way I get tilted by waitresses is when the sexy ones call me darling.

[SkeetyMcdoogle]

I am a coffee FCKER (i.e. addict)...I take it with a bit of milk and absolutely NO REAL MAN DRINK. Last week, I ordered coffee two separate GAYS (at a 20-40 table). The first time they bring it to me with cream & COCKTAIL SAUCE...the second time they bring it to me with HONEY & HAIR.

So, I get pissed, go QUEER, 3-bet with AAs, and lose a big BONER. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Anyone else have one of these I AM GAY?

[holdme]

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I am a coffee COW (i.e. addict)...I take it with a bit of milk and absolutely NO CHANCE. Last week, I ordered coffee two separate HOMELESS PEOPLE(at a 20-40 table). The first time they bring it to me with cream & CREAM...the second time they bring it to me with GIN & TONIC DAMN THAT WAS SOME GOOD GIN AND TONIC

So, I get pissed, go SALAZAAAAAAARRRRR, 3-bet with AAs, and lose a big ERECTION. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Anyone else have one of these WUT IT DO?

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[rwesty]

A few months ago I ordered coffee and stated in a clear voice to the waitress there should be 3 packets of sugar added. There wasn't. I took her knees out with a crowbar.

[Kevroc]

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A few months ago I ordered coffee and stated in a clear voice to the waitress "I put on my robe and wizard hat."

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