Post your best fortune cookie

furyshade · #1 05-20-2007, 12:26 AM

i just got this one today: "Genius is more work than genius."

post your favorite ones you've had

ebepse · #2 05-20-2007, 12:30 AM

roaaahhh · #3 05-20-2007, 01:04 AM

"blah blah blah blah blah.......... IN BED"

CaseS87 · #4 05-20-2007, 01:09 AM

Who the [censored] remembers their fortune cookie fortunes?

PS- Most "fortunes" nowadays aren't fortunes at all.

"You are creative and many people like you."

What a cop out.

mbillie1 · #5 05-20-2007, 01:42 AM

I like when they read awkwardly... this is one I got earlier this week:

"Maybe for next century you can live in the moon!"

sweeeeeeeeet....

0evg0 · #6 05-20-2007, 01:45 AM

My lucky numbers last time were 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46.

Not even out of order either.

WhineyPkrGuy · #7 05-20-2007, 10:34 AM

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You will find true love on Flag Day

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Reef · #8 05-20-2007, 10:39 AM

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"blah blah blah blah blah.......... IN BED"

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exactly.. they're ALL good

snoopdawg · #9 05-20-2007, 10:41 AM

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Who the [censored] remembers their fortune cookie fortunes?

PS- Most "fortunes" nowadays aren't fortunes at all.

"You are creative and many people like you."

What a cop out.

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God they need to have actual fortunes. I hate not having my life decided by Chinese people

His Boy Elroy · #10 05-20-2007, 11:01 AM

Courage is not the absence of fear; it is the conquest of it.