Strategy for going to prison

[trapsetter]

Let's say you were convicted of a felony (doesn't really matter what, but we'll say vehicular manslaughter), and you were sentenced to 8-15 years in prison, up for parole in 4.5 years. And just so there is no uncertainty, we're talking about maximum security federal prison, right in there with the worst of society.

Your sentence begins in 4 months. This gives you some time to prepare for it. How would you spend this time, and what would be your gameplan upon arriving to prison?

[mbillie1]

I'd skip out for sure. Take a train to Mexico. If I couldn't do that I'd probably just do massive amounts of drugs until I OD'd. [censored] going to prison man.

[LocustHorde]

I'd tape my butthole shut, and get a procedure to poop in a bag..

[Borodog]

Kill somebody on the first day, or else become somebody's bitch.

[James282]

I'd probably scrap some skin off around my dick and ass, to make it look like I had an awful STD. I would maintain these cuts for the entirety of my prison sentence.

I would grow a huge beard and try to look totally disgusting.

[NT!]

stop starting threads in OOT

[XXXNoahXXX]

1. Get a Tattoo.



2. Steroids and Lifting





3. Learn to Fight





4. Figure out who is in charge at the prison in terms of both guards and prisoners, find their families, and then:





5. Get my girlfriend to mail herself to me in prison.

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I see blurry nipple!

[XXXNoahXXX]

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I see blurry nipple!

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oh god, here comes the ban.

[NT!]

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oh god, here comes the ban.

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smartest post you've made in OOT in a while