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Old 05-18-2007, 11:43 AM
Colt McCoy Colt McCoy is offline
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Default Wtf, Miguel Cabrera?

Cabrera in 2005


Cabrera in 2007 (earlier in the season. he's fatter now)



Before he started chasing down whole pigs with a bucket of Budweiser every night he was 210 lb. at 6'2". Now HE says he's 250, which means he's probably really, what 265?

Why the [censored] would he do this? Is he just a lazy [censored]?
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Old 05-18-2007, 11:45 AM
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Default Re: Wtf, Miguel Cabrera?

Damn, didn't realize he was that big.

He's been struggling for the past couple of weeks but he's still an excellent hitter. Doesn't have any SB yet though this year.
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Old 05-18-2007, 12:47 PM
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Default Re: Wtf, Miguel Cabrera?

You have to figure that all that fat will negatively affect his performance, and that the Marlins will make sure he gets in decent shape by next season at the latest.
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Old 05-18-2007, 12:49 PM
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Default Re: Wtf, Miguel Cabrera?

Jesus, maybe i should move him in my keeper league.
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Old 05-18-2007, 02:13 PM
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Default Re: Wtf, Miguel Cabrera?

I'm not accusing Cabrerra of anything, I just had a thought while reading this post.

Would it be possible to be on roids and have a layer of fat anyway? Seems like it'd be a great way to dodge the suspicions.
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Old 05-18-2007, 02:21 PM
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Default Re: Wtf, Miguel Cabrera?

The guy is still a stud.
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Old 05-18-2007, 02:23 PM
THAY3R THAY3R is offline
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Default Re: Wtf, Miguel Cabrera?

ZOMG LOOK HOW BIG HIS HEAD IS STEROIDS LDO


But seriously, it's just called being Manny Junior.
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Old 05-18-2007, 02:32 PM
Scary_Tiger Scary_Tiger is offline
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Default Re: Wtf, Miguel Cabrera?

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Manny Junior

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Cabrera Lifetime .311/.385/.536
Ramirez Lifetime .313/.409/.596
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Old 05-18-2007, 02:44 PM
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Default Re: Wtf, Miguel Cabrera?

If he's too lazy to dive for a ball to his left during the AS game, he's probably too lazy to stay below 230.
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Old 05-18-2007, 03:30 PM
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Default Re: Wtf, Miguel Cabrera?

Miggy being Miggy.
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