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Old 05-16-2007, 04:47 AM
SkeetyMcdoogle SkeetyMcdoogle is offline
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Default BBV I have something to talk to you about

BBV I dont normally make threads but tonight a funny thing happened

i say to myself I will play a little NL50. Yes, I am on a terrible downswing



but who is that to stop ME, KING COON

I will play for an hour, turn a nice profit, buy a loaf of bread or six, and then retire to my bed a champion.

I


JUST

PLAYED

CARDS FOR 8 HOURS

Beat: Nl50
BEAt: played nl50 for 8 hours
beat: broke even
beat: played a blistering 15/10 STYLE
beat: made 23 dollars
beat: averages out to 3 dollars an hour
beat: tired but wouldnt let lee keep me down
beat: in the middle of a 12 buyin downswing
beat: bad at cards i think
beat: headache
beat: have to get up early tomorrow
beat: gay in real life
beat: one outers and two outers flow like honey
beat: you guys will make fun of this thread
beat: its ok i do it to yours too
beat: CANNOT BEAT NL50
beat: THE ABOVE GRAPH
beat: THE BELOW GRAPH
beat: slim wallet nowadays
beat: NO LIMIT FIFITYFHDFihasfla dfsahf why god why do you do this




I'M NO COLOMBO, BUT YOU FOUR TABLE NL50 FOR 8 HOURS AND TELL ME HOW IT GOES


yea you gypsies come in here with your big bankrolls and your big lIMITS!!! TAKE YOUR 200/400 BLINDS. TKAE YOUR 10/20, your 25/50 CUS I DONT WANT THEM.

TAKE YOUR WINRATES, YOUR 10ptbb/100, HELL YOUR 2 ptbb/100 and SHOVE IT

TAKE YOUR Grpahs, YOUr nice, pOSITIVE sloped graphs and just yodsajghlsagas just THROW THEM IN THE GARBAGE CANS. GIVE THE RACOONS SOETIHNG TO RUMMAGE IN. IN THE CANS. LET US GOOGOGOG?


LET US GOGOGO TO THE CANS TO GETYOUR GRAPHS

I

AM

TIRED

Variance: I was dealt AA 15 times and won the blinds every single time.



what are you looking at lee?

DO YOU LIKE DOWNSWING SLEE? FLIP A FEW MORE SWITCHES BEFORE YOU TOSS IN THE HAT LEE?

NICE DENIM SHIRT, I LIKE YOU I REALLY DO, BUT I NEED SOME CARDS LEE

I PLAYED 15/10 AND LOST FOR A LONG TIME LEE. THAT IS RAISING PP, AND AJs++ THAT SUCKS LEE



variance: when i lose big pots i say this like CO CKS and TUNA FISH



c u guys around
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Old 05-16-2007, 04:55 AM
Gonso Gonso is offline
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Default Re: BBV I have something to talk to you about

Go to sleep two hours early tonight.
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Old 05-16-2007, 05:01 AM
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lol you got stacked so many times
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Old 05-16-2007, 05:17 AM
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[/ QUOTE ]I CAN SEE A TREND
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Old 05-16-2007, 06:43 AM
MotorBoatingSOB MotorBoatingSOB is offline
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I will play for an hour, turn a nice profit, buy a loaf of bread or six, and then retire to my bread a champion.

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