HAY BBV WHAT SHOULD I SAY TO DIS B11TCH?? (NSFW)

[jaustin]

WHAT I SHOULD TELL THIS BEEYOTCH?


So I'm at this party last night and I meet this cute girl. We start talking, hitting it off etc. I'm getting a little touchy feely and she says I'm being too forward. Anyway, we talked a little bit more, I got her number, and then her and her friend left. I feel like she was probably turned off (don't know how much) by me being "too forward."

I told her I was gonna call her today because my job is having a sweet party with free beer, sponsored by Nike SB, etc.

So, my questions to you:

1. When I call, should I apologize for being "too forward"? Pros: Let's her know I'm not a creep, just a drunk. Cons: Bringing it up.

2. I know it's generally a bad idea to call the next day, but I have a legit reason (awesome party) and it's still the weekend, so this is ok?

3. I'm thinking I need different lines based on whether she picks up or voicemail. What should they be?


SEE SOME TIITTTAYSSSS

[ghostface]

these threads are pathetic

[mbillie1]

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these threads are pathetic

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QFT. How about "Hey it's (your loser name here), we're having a party, you should come over. I'll see you later, peace." or something like that. Also buy more tampons.

[jaustin]

it's a simple question about whether or not to bring something up. i'm not the accountant for god sakes

[React1oN]

Going through your period?

[VegasNick]

There is no such thing as to forward even if she sais thats waht ur being...keep pushing and pushing and she will give in trust me on this im a expert.. and if u really like this girl i know a oriental gentleman that makes love potions

[Sk00l4m3nts]

Tell her you're looking for some pussy and some [censored] and some butthole.

[ghostface]

never apologize for being yourself

[VegasNick]

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never apologize for being yourself

[/ QUOTE ]unless ur a child molesteing murderer

[mbillie1]

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it's a simple question about whether or not to bring something up. i'm not the accountant for god sakes

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Then WTF, just tell her to come to your party. Don't apologize (ever to a woman, in general) as that's weak and pathetic. Don't ask her to come, tell her she should come over and you'll see her there. Don't make smalltalk. Give her the time/loc. She'll come over or she won't, but acting "sensitive" (like a pussy) will not help anything. Never bring up something you did wrong unless you're both fat. Fat people dating rules are different from ours. Assuming you're both normal, just tell her to come over. Ship it.