Extreme maniac donks off $1200 at a time

WordWhiz · #1 05-10-2007, 01:55 AM

Every hand, he was either going all in preflop, or on the flop. I decided to just accept the high variance and call him down light. First hand didn't go too well:

Absolute Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

Button ($1373.10)
Hero ($1173)
BB ($600)
UTG ($1444)
MP ($1439.90)
CO ($989.78)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
2 folds, CO raises to $12, Button calls $12, Hero calls $9, BB calls $6.

Flop: ($48) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, CO calls $977.78 (All-In), Button folds, Hero calls $977.78, BB folds.

Turn: ($2003.56) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($2003.56) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $2003.56

Results in white below:
Hero has 2d 9s (two pair, nines and fives).
CO has 9c Jd (two pair, nines and fives).
Outcome: CO wins $2003.56.

But then:

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Button ($1424.90)
SB ($1480.61)
BB ($1361.10)
Hero ($1188)
MP ($1090)
CO ($1481)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $18, 3 folds, SB raises to $1480.61 (All-In), 1 fold, Hero calls $1170 (All-In).

Flop: ($2674.61) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($2674.61) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($2674.61) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $2674.61

Results in white below:
SB has 3d 2c (two pair, nines and twos).
Hero has 6d 6h (two pair, nines and sixes).
Outcome: Hero wins $2382. SB wins $292.61.

And then:

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Absolute Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

Button ($292.61)
SB ($1355.10)
Hero ($2379)
UTG ($1090)
MP ($1481)
CO ($1424.90)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
3 folds, Button bets $292.61 (All-In), 1 fold, Hero calls $286.61.

Flop: ($588.22) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($588.22) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($588.22) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $588.22

Results in white below:
Button has Kh Kd (one pair, kings).
Hero has Jc Qc (flush, queen high).
Outcome: Hero wins $588.22.

Button ($1472)
SB ($1412.90)
BB ($1218)
UTG ($1352.10)
Hero ($2682.71)
CO ($1081)

Preflop: Hero is MP with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls $6, Hero calls $6, 3 folds, BB raises to $12, UTG calls $6, Hero calls $6.

Flop: ($39) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
BB calls $1206 (All-In), UTG folds, Hero calls $1206.

Turn: ($2451) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($2451) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $2451

Results in white below:
BB has 7c Kc (high card, ace).
Hero has As Qc (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins $2451.

ikestoys · #2 05-10-2007, 01:56 AM

those 3/6 absolute games are going to increase the amount in fish at 5/10 soooooo much

frankpark9 · #3 05-10-2007, 01:57 AM

holy [censored]... you robbed this guy

Spechel EDD · #4 05-10-2007, 02:02 AM

nice suckout in the 3rd hand fish

ciki57 · #5 05-10-2007, 02:04 AM

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Absolute Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

Absolute Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

Button ($292.61)
SB ($1355.10)
Hero ($2379)
UTG ($1090)
MP ($1481)
CO ($1424.90)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
3 folds, Button bets $292.61 (All-In), 1 fold, Hero calls $286.61.

Flop: ($588.22) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($588.22) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($588.22) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $588.22

Results in white below:
Button has Kh Kd (one pair, kings).
Hero has Jc Qc (flush, queen high).
Outcome: Hero wins $588.22.

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Nice suckout fish

WordWhiz · #6 05-10-2007, 02:14 AM

Yeah, the suckout was actually my favorite hand. Wish he had been full-stacked when that happened. But against his range, it was a great call:
equity win tie pots won pots tied
Hand 0: 60.259% 59.07% 01.19% 4956217576 99704246.00 { QJs }
Hand 1: 39.741% 38.55% 01.19% 3234663532 99704246.00 { random }

Spechel EDD · #7 05-10-2007, 02:15 AM

yah we know jeez JEEEEEEEEEEZ JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZ

GameTheory · #8 05-10-2007, 02:22 AM

He should be sitting here posting how bad YOU are.