Yo BBV4L, How should i ridicule this guy!?

Lurker. · #1 05-07-2007, 01:03 AM

So i play live at this club in my city. The game is 5-5nl or 5-10nl (rarely).

Frank's favourite T-Shirt (NL is so bad asssssss)

Anyway, theres this fat obnoxious regular who never shuts up. He never stops talking about how much he makes off stupid internet players and how he gambles at the club for kicks (does stupid [censored] all the time etc, loses a lot).

So i'm driving home from the gym, and decide to offset my workout with some good ol' fast food, in true BBV fashion. I pull into the drive-thru at Wendy's, and order a double classic bacon cheesburger with only ketchup, cheese, lettuce, onions and bacon on it, with a large fry and a coke (meal of a champion LDO). The guy tells me it's $8.84 and i drive thru.

I get to the window, and it opens, and there is Frank (the online superstar) handing me my food. I immediatly start laughing and he just hands me my food (forgetting to make me pay for it) and closes the window.

Not only is Franky working at Wendy's, Franky is a manager at Wendy's! So BBV4L, what should be the first thing i say next time i sit at a card table with Frank? (note: he has a few pounds on me, but he's too much a poon too ever fight me)

Brag: Got free Wendy's
Beat: No beat
Variance: Frank doesn't win online?
Footnotes: didn't feel like writing any

jaustin · #2 05-07-2007, 01:08 AM

Obvious answer is ask him to go get you a f***ing Junior Bacon Cheeseburger a la :

HokieGreg · #3 05-07-2007, 01:12 AM

LOL Dave Thomasaments???

I wouldn't say anything initially. I would wait and see if he still acts like a jerk at the table. If he is dumb enough to walk right into you on this he deserves it. It would be a lot better if you bring it up when he is talking about crushing inet players or whatever.

Just an idea: Something to do about congratulating him on the passage of the bill increasing the minimum wage.

doubLe a tom · #4 05-07-2007, 01:13 AM

I think managers can actually make decent money at fast food chains

tisthefire · #5 05-07-2007, 01:16 AM

translate all of his bets to either:
A: hours working for minimum wage at wendy's or
B: amount of cheeseburgers you can buy

doubLe a tom · #6 05-07-2007, 01:20 AM

llolol "i raise 50 junior bacon cheeseburgers"

Lurker. · #7 05-07-2007, 01:21 AM

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translate all of his bets to either:
A: hours working for minimum wage at wendy's or
B: amount of cheeseburgers you can buy

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i like this idea best so far.

Jiggymike · #8 05-07-2007, 01:23 AM

What else can you normally get on your cheeseburgers besides those toppings? In any case this is hilarious but like someone else said, you should wait for him to speak up before shooting him down. But yes he desreves to be railed.

gamblore99 · #9 05-07-2007, 01:23 AM

Wendys has the best spicey chicken sandwhich. The man deserves your respect.

boomshakalaka · #10 05-07-2007, 01:25 AM

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I think managers can actually make decent money at fast food chains

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I mean, for a single young guy.. sure 30 grand is enough to live on and have a better-than-junk automobile. But umm.. far from decent. And eitherway, if he makes 'decent' pay or not, this does not change how the op makes him look.