Post the last time you punched someone and why?

[BellagioPlayer]

For me it was ages ago, senior year of high school right before class this kid in my class had got in a fight earlier in the year with my younger brother, (three years younger)


So he walks into class and just says, "your brother is a pussy."

I looked at him and just haymaker'ed him with a left (I'm left handed BRAG) and he just stumbled back and walked out of the classroom right as the teacher walked in.

He never said a word to me or my brother again and I didn't get in trouble.

BRAG: punched a dude defending my brother's honor.
BEAT: I haven't punched another dude in 9 years since.
VARIENCE: Got some mad respect from some impressed girls who witnessed the act.

[edfurlong]

Some "blind" dude tried to sell me a pencil. [censored] him.

[KSOT]

About 8 years ago my psycho ex GF at summer camp told everyone I threatened to rape her (entirely false). Some tall skinny black guy named Duane was talking trash to everyone about how he was gonna beat me up for it, so I went and found him. Told him it was [censored] and that he needed to stop talking trash, he got up and sucker punched me in the nose, I used the rage only an ex GF can give you, got up and tackled him through the back of a couch, then pummeled him until I was completely out of breath. It was pretty sweet.

[DaAznFella]

roommate in teh face repeatedly a few weeks ago. we were cool the next morning.

[sippin_criss]

moms best friends son when i was 9, he was 12. he was being really obnoxious and telling me to punch him. ive never been angry enough to punch someone in the face besides that time. gave him a bleeding nose and he cried, ship it.

[Lurker.]

about 4 years ago when i was a sophomore in HS and my older brother was a senior. We were both home at lunch, and there was one brownie left and i snatch it. He tackles me and steals it and walks away. I gave him a sucker punch he wouldnt forget (luckily there were other ppl there to stop him from ending my life as he has like 70 lbs on me).

Brag: gave my brother a black, swollen eye
Beat: Still didnt get the brownie
Variance: I'm lucky he didn't beat the [censored] outta me.

[Golden_Rhino]

2 years ago. Hockey fight.

[Kirbynator]

Never fought in my life... almost sadly.

Most people like me, and looking like a psycho helps.

[dDiabolical]

Couple years ago was out on the town with a friend, had been drinking a lot. He turns to another friend and asks him to punch him, other friend wouldn't do it, I egg other friend on but he refuses, so then friend turns to me and says you do it then.

I'm now obv stuck and have to do it cos I was egging other friend on so I swing for him hard enough for it to look real but it was all in the swing (no force put into it).

He has a loose tooth now but I think I taught him a lesson about unnecessary violence.

[TheFaucet]

punched some stupid [censored] in the face a few times for running him mouth on the schoolbus