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02-17-2006, 07:46 PM
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hitting on dominique moceanu
So, she is going to be at my school tonight for some kinda weird lockin thing until 6 am. There will be bands playing and stuff. I have no idea why she will be here and this whole thing is confusing to me, but I know she'll be here and I'll probably have a chance to talk to her.
Theoretically, if I were to try and pick her up, what should I say? Background: I know almost nothing about gymnastics. Edit: apparently she just got engaged, so I have next to no chance, but let's pretend she's not. 
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#3
02-17-2006, 07:49 PM
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Re: hitting on dominique moceanu
You go up to her, stutter and blush so hard your hair actually goes red.
Or ask her 'wanna make $14 the hard way?' Or say 'Hi, how's it going?' and do some fancy eyebrow wiggling or ask her if gymnast's pelvic floor strength really does allow them to shoot table tennis balls more than 20 feet or... okay, I've dried up.
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#4
02-17-2006, 07:49 PM
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Re: hitting on dominique moceanu
Her boobs have grown in quite nicely for a gymnast
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#5
02-17-2006, 07:49 PM
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Re: hitting on dominique moceanu
So I hear...
Gymnasts are among the most flexible of all athletes
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#6
02-17-2006, 07:51 PM
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#7
02-17-2006, 08:23 PM
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Re: hitting on dominique moceanu
You're physically attractive, and I'm the kind of man who can pay for that.
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#8
02-17-2006, 08:24 PM
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Re: hitting on dominique moceanu
[ QUOTE ]
Her boobs have grown in quite nicely for a gymnast [/ QUOTE ] Which one is she?
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#10
02-17-2006, 08:49 PM
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Re: hitting on dominique moceanu
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Dominique Moceanu might be the first girl I ever saw on TV and instantly had a crush on. What school? Can I crash? [/ QUOTE ] Sorry. You're engaged. No more chasing premium tail.
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