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Old 05-05-2007, 06:19 AM
tcleberg tcleberg is offline
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Default Severe Beat

True and accurate quick summary:

I'm dating a girl for about 4 months, her crazy ex husband finds us together and pulls a gun on me. I don't get shot (Variance?) and he hits her. So, [censored] DA pleads him down to one count of simple assault = no jail time. I get a place with her, one month in she for damn real goes back to him.

Beat: Yeah, the whole thing.... except :
Brag: Post-Gun incident sex is goot.
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Old 05-05-2007, 06:24 AM
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Default Re: Severe Beat

Maybe she likes it rough. Beat downs,guns,you should have tried it.
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Old 05-05-2007, 06:26 AM
tcleberg tcleberg is offline
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Oh, she does.
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Old 05-05-2007, 08:13 AM
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"one month in she for damn real goes back to him"

Wow what a [censored] idiot [censored]
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Old 05-05-2007, 08:33 AM
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lol. nappy headed hoe-aments
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Old 05-05-2007, 08:40 AM
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Beat: Your girl left you for a woman beating degenerate.
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Old 05-05-2007, 09:26 AM
Le French Donk Le French Donk is offline
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this is why... i should stop dating girls and become a munk, i will never understand their logic, never....never...NEVER!
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Old 05-05-2007, 09:30 AM
DigitalDeuce DigitalDeuce is offline
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Default Re: Severe Beat

[ QUOTE ]
"one month in she for damn real goes back to him"

Wow what a [censored] idiot [censored]

[/ QUOTE ]

Who?

Her (for going back to the abuser?)

or

Him (for such terrible use of the English language?)

Some people are just crazy like that and need to be submissive in their everyday life. As Chris Rock said, "...but two crackheads'll stay together forever".
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