Variance: BJ is So Rigged (Warning: Long, and pretty boring)

[Lurker.]

CLiffnotes at the bottom
So i woke up this morning, and thought, what could be better than going to the casino on this bright, warm, Sunday morning!

So i got into my mothers Honda Odessey and tore through the streets on the way to the casino. I come with $350 'cause there's no way i wanna lose more. I walk in and they card me 'cause i don't look of age, i show them my id and head straight for the BJ(no, not that kinda BJ you pervs) table. The dealer is some ugly bitch and i admit, i tilted at the sight of him. Here's a pic:

Look at those chips, [censored] luckbox

Anyways, I start getting shots right away (standard 11 a.m. sunday morning stuff) and within a half hour i'm pretty drunk. Somehow i'm up 50 bucks, going 25 bucks a hand. Everytime i lose, i scream expletives. I decide to live a little and put 50 dollars on one hand (ZOMG, BIG MONIES BBV)! I get the Kh and the 9s. The dealer asks if i want to hit. I say, "Obviously, you dumb [censored] bitch". She then proceeds to peel off another card (the 4d) to bust me.

I say this is [censored] etc etc, and wonder allowed:
-if her IQ was over 9
-if she was a virgin
-if she could be uglier
-if she was a dyke

Then the security comes after me and i run around the table and right before they catch me, i jump over the table, spilling some chips and a bunch of drinks. They sent me to jail and my mom posted bail (insert stupid you gonna get raped pic/joke here). They're charging me with some [censored] charge, but my question for you BBV4L is this: Do i have a case for suing them on damages to my ankle (i think it's broken)?

Cliffnotes: decided not to write any.

[4ObliVioN4]

I saw this post was not about a blow job and didn't even begin to read. Thread titles like these suck and I hate you for it.

[MasterLJ]

Stupid is as stupid does...

It was long not boring though.

I guess i'm gonna stop trying to beat BJ if it's rigged those bastards.

[Lurker.]

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It was long not boring though.

I guess i'm gonna stop trying to beat BJ if it's rigged those bastards.

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do i have a case?

[capninsano]

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It was long not boring though.

I guess i'm gonna stop trying to beat BJ if it's rigged those bastards.

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do i have a case?

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no your injury was caused from your negligence.

[BellagioPlayer]

The second I read you posting the suits of the cards involved in your blackjack story I knew you were a complete idiot.

[SkinnyLittleTwig]

is this actually considered a long post?

wtf is wrong with you people, read something

[Gone Forever]

So maybe I'm confused, but, you said you hit a 19? Am I missing something here?

[Mr. Mexican]

I've never had a bareback [censored] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]