Post your Brag/Beats for your sex life

[BellagioPlayer]

What I'm after is your best and worst performance.

Best: Went at it with this girl from China. She was totally new to the country and wanted it from behind. I tore it up for 45 minutes, pulling on the hair, ect... I then proceeded to bang her three additional times in that same night. She thought I was a god. (And damn did my legs hurt the next day)


Worst: In high school, I was really excited to bang my second girl after being with just one for over a year. I finally got this girl to take down her panties and I lasted about six or eight pumps. Tops.


NOTE: I know a lot of you here in BBV are virgins so you won't have a best. But Please feel free to tell us about getting caught by mom while romancing Palmela Handerson as your worst.

[hra146]

I only have bests. Im a a machine.

I usually have to fake orgasms cause the girls feel bad about themselves when they cant make me cum. I dont blame them, its just that Im a machine.

[Lurker.]

Variance: in high school was at a house party and one of my buddies little sisiters gave me head. She was of course a hottie. For whatever reason he didn't care, even advocated it!
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Edit: hm, how do i post facebook pictures?

[ski]

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I only have bests. Im a a GAY.

I usually have to fake orgasms cause the girls feel bad about themselves when they cant make me cum. I dont blame them, its just that Im a GAY.

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FYP

[diebitter]

I'm married

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[VegasNick]

[ QUOTE ]
Variance: in high school was at a house party and one of my buddies little sisiters gave me head. She was of course a hottie. For whatever reason he didn't care, even advocated it!
[image]http://hs.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=140491&id=502985480&op=1&amp ;view=all&subj=500432347&prev[/image]
Edit: hm, how do i post facebook pictures?

[/ QUOTE ] u see the image option at the bottom of the screen when u post? put the image url in that

[Gone Forever]

I hitted it so good one of my ex's is now a lesbian.

[throwitback]

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I hitted it so good one of my ex's is now a lesbian.

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me too but she claims bi

[THEOSU]

yeah, my son is six months old and our dog gets hyper when my wife and i go at it. thus, i brag now that i'm fast instead of good.

[The Ice Ceam Man]

Hey VN just wondering is that avatar from the movie empire records?