Why do lagtards have such huge luckboxes?

[cd77]

So the story goes: I sit down at a 50nl table with a 95/60/4 retard who has 8+ buy ins, he loses about half that and tilts even worse than he was before. He announces to the table that he's leaving after this rotation, and then hilarity (not so much) ensues:
Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $89.85
BB: $184.85
<u>Hero (UTG): $210.80</u>
<u>CO: $306.50</u>
BTN: $47.70

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $2</font>, <font color="red">CO raises all-in to $306.50</font>, 3 folds, Hero calls all-in for $208.80
Uncalled bet of $95.70 returned to CO

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($422.35) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($422.35) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

<font color="black">River:</font> ($422.35) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $422.35 ($3 Rake)

CO had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Aces full of Threes) and WON (+$208.55)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Queens) and LOST (-$210.80)

so yeah, i just wanted to vent

[Split Suit]

im sry...and i hope u feel better

[All_Inn_Aces]

I recommend chamomile tea, with a side of angry cussing in the chatbox... but what do I know

[lippy]

InSTACALL

[carnivalhobo]

no reason to go broke with one pair, wait for a better spot

[vortex86]

nice calling 100 times your raise with the third nutz, omg

[magicratx]

ZOMG i lost a 70/30, online poker i rigged

[isapistola]

Hero raises to $2, CO raises all-in to $306.50,

i have always wondered WTF is the point in playing monsters like this because i never thought anyone would be stupid enough to call. now i know.

[Jiggymike]

Bold...aggressive..etc, etc.

[Ikaika]

He put you to a decision for all of your chips. You chose poorly.