Saying things at inopportune moments (Beat: Kick in da nutz)

[The Hag]

The subject pretty much sums it up, but heres a little back story.

I was out to lunch the other day with a few of the guys from work.

On the way back theres this hot chick walking with a few of her friends, she has quite large titties and is getting looks from many guys I'm sure.

Our group walked past theirs and I take this wonderfully inopportune moment to say something a bit too loud.

'Wow, she's got nice [censored]'

She stops and looks at me in disgust. A glint of anger in her eyes. She asked me to repeat what I said. And being the moran I am, I guessed she really did hear so there would be no point trying to lye.

So I said in somewhat slow motion,

Wow, She (while pointing at her [censored]) has got really nice [censored].

To which she replied with a swift kick in the nuts among some other verbal insults.

I started to cry obv. It kinda stings. Luckily the wife and kid weren't there too cos otherwise I'm sure they would have cried with me.

Anyone else with similar experiences of saying things at inopportune moments?

Beat: Kicked in da nutz
Brag: Saw a nice pair
Variance: Chocolate sauce??

[diebitter]

"oh mom" during secks.


He wasn't pleased.

[The Hag]

lol [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

NH

[Chaos_ult]

Why would someone kick you for that?

People are stupid.

Maybe you should have told her that her [censored] were ugly.

[GoldenIP]

Women can't take compliments! If a bunch of girls were seated at a table and a guy walks by with a ginormous package and one of them goes:

"Wow, he looks like he's got a big donkey d*ck!"

Do we turn around and kick and get angry!?

NO! We turn around and immediately try and determine (1) what is the coolest response to that and (2) how can I then get this girl to go out with me?

I never get women sometimes.

[THEOSU]

i remember one time i got a total glare for reading a girl's shirt. we all know that girls wear shirts with writing on the chest area so you look at their chest area, but then when you look at the chest area they're like "omg how rude". that's why i wear my caps with low brims now.

[Jiggymike]

Next time just grab those puppies.

[TheFaucet]

BUT DIDS SHE SEES YOUR PENIS!?!?

[TheFaucet]

seriously though OP your trolling is so transparent, please STFU and stop posting in BBV4Life

[The Hag]

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seriously though OP your trolling is so transparent, please STFU and stop posting in BBV4Life

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I don't get what you are talking about, I am posting stories that happened to me, how is that trolling?

Obviously a few of my prior posts were in jest i.e. the sausage one and the penis on friends forehead. But it seems you can't differentiate between joke posts and actual stories.

And on top of that, I haven't seen any good posts from your kind self. If you have got any just link them here, but otherwise I guess you should stfu yourself?