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LOL Plateaments
So there I was playing 5-10 online, when all of a sudden this hand happened;
POKERSTARS GAME #7469740355: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/16 - 15:19:51 (ET) Table 'Peneleos' 6-max Seat #4 is the button Seat 4: Dalmations ($597 in chips) Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($4614 in chips) Seat 6: gambler2k4 ($995 in chips) Lukieplaya: posts small blind $5 gambler2k4: posts big blind $10 __2cb__: sits out *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Lukieplaya [4d As] LOlztrikedu Anyway, so there I was playing online, when the Mrs comes in with the same ol' same ol' grief this and grief that. Why you play so much of that limited texas hold them etc. So I say, yo woman, I got to pay da billz to keep dis here roof over your head right? She shrugs and walks off. I get back to my game, sall good, I'm up like 7 stacks. So then, out of nowhere, this crazy lady comes in with a plate and smashes it against the wall right by my face and some of the plate flies into my cheek. And if I wasn't wearing da shades to protect my tells then I would have got some in the eye too. So then I'm like wtf? I pick up some plate pieces and start throwing that [censored] right back at her. we basically get into a plate fight until all 13 of our plates are smashed up all over the place. I cried, she cried, the baby cried. We embraced each other in the calm after the storm and everything was back to the way it was before. Except for the danger that now lurks hidden on the floor. And that was basically how my evening went. Brag: ??? Beat: Cut to face, My 7 stack profit was on play money Variance: The cost of 13 new plates How was yours? |
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Re: LOL Plateaments
A+, i lol'ed
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Re: LOL Plateaments
beat: you married my ex?
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Re: LOL Plateaments
Moral of the story: stop playing limit
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Re: LOL Plateaments
one crazy bitch
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Re: LOL Plateaments
Massive Beat: no make-up secks.
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