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04-24-2007, 10:55 PM
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I tried to laugh but I just cry inside
so I talk to this other poker failure who never posts on here but reads a lot. Anyway, he has this cool as [censored] bladder disease where when it fills up it won't dilate like normal people, so blood vessels burst, and his bladder fills with a lot of blood, so then of course he pisses like he's a vampire or some [censored].
I'm really sorry about chat logs, but I don't know how else to describe it. (10:44:14 PM) Sporky: i've seen pictures of my bladder (10:44:17 PM) thatguy: asgdja (10:44:33 PM) thatguy: did they shove a camera up your penis (10:44:35 PM) thatguy: please say yes (10:44:36 PM) Sporky: i got a scope sent up my dick hole once (10:44:41 PM) Sporky: oh yeah (10:44:43 PM) Sporky: they sure did (10:44:59 PM) thatguy: can they give you a local or something (10:45:29 PM) thatguy: I bet you were pissing lube in a solid 2 cm wide stream for a few days after that (10:45:33 PM) Sporky: pissed me off because my old doc was like TAKE THIS MEDICINE IF IT HELPS YOU HAVE IC IF NOT WE'LL TRY SOMETHING ELSE, so i took this ic drug for a couple yeras, and supposedly it's rare in men and super rare in men my age so my next urologist was like wtf you can't just make up you have it, WE HAVE TO DO A SCOPE!@1 (10:45:46 PM) thatguy: ahahahahahaha (10:46:06 PM) Sporky: i pissed the thickest, grossest black syrup blood ever after the operation (10:46:23 PM) Sporky: and it was 100 burning razor blades in my dick for a couple days (10:46:32 PM) Sporky: yeah it sucked ass (10:46:39 PM) Sporky: he was like WE'LL DO ANOTHER IN 6MONTHS LOLRF I cry for him and I know you do too 
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04-24-2007, 10:58 PM
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Re: I tried to laugh but I just cry inside
my tummy hurts
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04-24-2007, 11:10 PM
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Re: I tried to laugh but I just cry inside
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Razor blades next to penis. Hmmm, sounds pretty painful. [/ QUOTE ] Speaking of which: http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Quirks/...in_restaurant/
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#9
04-24-2007, 11:12 PM
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Re: I tried to laugh but I just cry inside
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[ QUOTE ] Razor blades next to penis. Hmmm, sounds pretty painful. [/ QUOTE ] Speaking of which: http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Quirks/...in_restaurant/ [/ QUOTE ] rofl what a dumbazz
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04-24-2007, 11:14 PM
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Re: I tried to laugh but I just cry inside
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[ QUOTE ] Razor blades next to penis. Hmmm, sounds pretty painful. [/ QUOTE ] Speaking of which: http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Quirks/...in_restaurant/ [/ QUOTE ] Why would you post this? I was laying on the floor in the fetal position crying for like 10 min.
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