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04-19-2007, 11:23 AM
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Trip Report (titties)
Since I'm a baller and won 3k on tuesday at commerce, thus tripling my roll, I decided that going to the strip club on Wednesday at 12 was the right move. I picked up my friend Raj and the first thing we did was roll up a B Legit (2 blunts rolled together). Once we smoked we headed to my favorite club in the valley (it's a lil ghetto, but i like black girls). Unfortunately it was closed, so we went to the Rhino which is always open. Last time i was at this particular Rhino my friend got kicked out for being beligirent and fighting the doorman. Anyway, we pay 5 bucks cover (lol) and get inside. There's a hoe on stage, altogether about 6 girls. One chubby mexical girl (not bad, about 5 on the stripper scale but 7 in RL), a girl that looks exactly like Fergie (and i mean EXACTLY). she laer told me that she parties with her a lot. She's hotter than Fergie fwiw. There was a cute little brunette, a tall brunette with huge [censored], a really really tall girl that i wasn't into and a really cute blond with nice [censored]. She's the winner, btw. I usually like to hang and wait for the right girl to come along, but the blond and I got to talking and before I knew it i was going to the vip room. For some reason i can't find a girl who looks like her, but here's one that she kind of looks like
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphic...1061hicks1.jpg Anyway, we get there and before the song even starts (it's 3 songs for 120 i think) she undresses and puts her huge titties in my face, which i appreciated. I squeezed them really hard and sucked on them, but unfortunately they were fake (beat). Once we got into it, I couldn't believe what she let me do. During the first dance I ate her out at least 5-6 times, during which she moaned and enjoyed it immensely. She also rubbed me, grinded on me, took off my shorts and practically blew me. We kissed and petted and did just about everything (there was no one else in the room, brag). I ended up getting another 3 songs and was in absolute heaven. I got her number and got back to my table where my friend got some lame lapdance. We chilled up at the stage and went to smoke another blunt. Then we came back and I got one more dance. She wanted to [censored] me, and we almost did, she kind of took my dick through my shorts and put her vagina up against it, and we did that for a while. I ate her out (very very clean) and it was delicious. The total damage was 600, which is my record, but I was happy afterwards. I've spent 4 bills before where you don't even get to touch titties, so this was definitely worth it. I think i'll go back on saturday, and I'll definitely call her. Brag: Strip club, good dance Beat: 6 bills Variance lost 3 more at the casino afterwards. 
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04-19-2007, 11:33 AM
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Re: Trip Report (titties)
will read later but definitely acceptable BB4L material judging from title and 1st reply
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04-19-2007, 11:33 AM
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Re: Trip Report (titties)
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She wanted to [censored] me, and we almost did, she kind of took my dick through my shorts and put her vagina up against it, and we did that for a while. I ate her out (very very clean) and it was delicious. [/ QUOTE ] These two sentences do not belong next to each other. DUCY?
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#6
04-19-2007, 11:43 AM
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Re: Trip Report (titties)
I don't. enlighten me
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04-19-2007, 11:43 AM
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Re: Trip Report (titties)
Don't even bother updating on this unless a) you call her b) it's actually her number c) you [censored] her and d) there's pics. Actually, you probably shouldn't have even started this thread until then.
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#8
04-19-2007, 11:49 AM
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Re: Trip Report (titties)
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I don't. enlighten me [/ QUOTE ] You are not the first guy she has done this with (probably not the first guy that day) - therefore it is covered in man penis, and therefore herpes. Itch much?
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#10
04-19-2007, 12:29 PM
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Re: Trip Report (titties)
[censored] you guys
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