two hands.. two beats

[bussto]

this is a [censored] joke

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<font color="black">Hero (SB): $219.35</font>
BB: $96.60
UTG: $134.60
MP: $143
CO: $166.45
BTN: $56.95

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
2 folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $6</font>, BTN calls $6, Hero calls $5, BB folds

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($20) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">CO bets $16</font>, BTN calls $16, <font color="red">Hero raises to $40</font>, CO folds, <font color="red">BTN raises all-in to $50.95</font>, Hero calls $10.95

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($137.90) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

<font color="black">River:</font> ($137.90) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $137.90 ($3 Rake)

BTN had T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Jacks full of Tens)
Hero had 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a full house, Eights full of Jacks)



Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $38
BB: $144.45
UTG: $145.65
<font color="black">Hero (MP): $162.40</font>
CO: $92.60
BTN: $126.60

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $8</font>, CO calls $8, BTN calls $8, 2 folds

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($27) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $12</font>, CO calls $12, BTN folds

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($51) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">CO bets all-in for $72.60</font>, Hero calls $72.60

<font color="black">River:</font> ($196.20) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $196.20 ($3 Rake)

CO had 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Fours full of Kings)
Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)

[thac]

So in total, you lost a buyin.

Hand 2 is expert.

[OHFreak]

Hand 1: 25% of a stack.

Hand 2: God hates short stackers.

In summary: Ban.

[bussto]

yea i normally play lower stakes so this was a shot for me...