I cant wipe my own ass

[mediumpimpin]

This happens at least once a week. Ill be taking a [censored] and I get some out but I know theres more in there. But I get bored sitting on a stupid toilet when I could be doing more productive stuff like watching tv or losing money at poker. So I wipe and get up. Like 20 minutes later I get the strange feeling like theres [censored] on my ass. I go to the bathroom and wipe and sure enough there IS [censored] on my ass. This causes akward situations in public, like people asking "didnt you just go to the bathroom?"

[bmwguy525]

That's tight I guess

[tisthefire]

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That's tight I guess

[/ QUOTE ]i lol'd

[blutarski]

cliff notes:

"I have poo-poo in my no-no."

[mediumpimpin]

I forgot to mention that this causes undue financial strain because I use twice as much TP then I would if I got it right the first time.

[Softball King]

Real men use tree bark.

[blutarski]

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I forgot to mention that this causes undue financial strain because I use twice as much TP then I would if I got it right the first time.

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Please attend to the taint when cleansing.

[mediumpimpin]

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Real men use tree bark.

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I use pusyy softball players faces.

[Softball King]

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Real men use tree bark.

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I use pusyy softball players faces.

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So you have men eat your ass, and I'm the queer?

[mediumpimpin]

men dont play softball