Why You're Gay

[Tron]

So I was standing in the shower rubbing aluminum oxide crystals on my face and I thought, "Wow, this is pretty gay!" then I thought, "Wow, this could make an interesting OOT thread!" then I thought, "WTF!?! I'm thinking about OOT in the shower!"

So anyway... Pretty much everyone does a few things that are, for lack of a better term, GAY. What are yours?

I'll start:
(1) I exfoliate (as referenced above).
(2) I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] shoes.
(3) I've gotten my hair cut for $65 in Hollywood.

[Grand Pooh-Bah]

I watch Beauty And The Geek... [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

I have a suspicion that you've left a few things off your list, man sex probably being one of them.

[bisonbison]

Damnit, beaten on the 'have sex with men' joke

[Meeler09]

I still listen to Journey...

[JBB]

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I watch Beauty And The Geek... [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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This is not gay, there are FAR gayer shows. Some of which I enjoy. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[WayAbvPar]

I have seen more than 1 Trading Spaces episode
I spray cologne on my wrists (pulse points!)
When I had hair (just now growing it back after shaving it for 6-7 years), I regularly paid $40-$60 for haircuts

[Gildwulf]

I was in an a capella group for 3 years and we "competed" with other groups to be world-wide champions of gayness.

[Sponger.]

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I have a suspicion that you've left a few things off your list, man sex probably being one of them.

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You know how I know you're gay?

Because you like coldplay

[rustyboy]

I make a point once a week to groom my eyebrows. I am not sure if this counts, because unibrow sprouts suck.