**Official I'm Gonna Kill Myself Because I'm a SF Giants Fan Thread **

[biakabutukafan]

I wish I were dead.

Last night lost 1-0 after Cain goes seven innings gives up 1 hit and 1 run.

Drop to 1-6 with no promise for anything to look forward to.

Not to mention the 0-2 +8.00 ERA for the $127 million man Barry Zito. (hanging self)

[PokerFink]

Join the club.

-Phillies Fans

[jah7_fsu1]

STFU.

Signed,

A Royals fan.

Actually though...it's still early. That's what I said when my Royals were 1-0.

[PokerFink]

Royals Fan,

I'd rather have no expectations and suck than have high expectations and suck.

[whoisthedrizzle]

weak, i was hoping this was the official sign feliz to a multiyear contract thread.

[DesertCat]

Let me try to cheer you up. You still have the corpulent Russ Ortiz to roll out every fifth game or so. And Zito will be okay. He just won't be great, but he'll be decent for a few years and give you lots of innings. That contract won't be an albatross for another three years or so.

[g-bebe]

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Let me try to cheer you up. You still have the corpulent Russ Ortiz to roll out every fifth game or so. And Zito will be okay. He just won't be great, but he'll be decent for a few years and give you lots of innings. That contract won't be an albatross for another three years or so.

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[bluef0x]

I need to pick up 3 seats, what section should I look at? I rather not pay $200/seat... so what area has a nice value?

[LionelHutz00]

Look on the bright side. At least you guys have all those World Series titles that you've won in San Francisco.

[DonkeyKongSr]

Dear Giants Fans,
We agree. Please kill yourself.

Sincerely,
A Dodgers Fan