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Old 04-10-2007, 01:20 PM
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Default Best comeback ever?!?!

Now i just wish a situation would come up that i could use it!

THE BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER!
> Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the
> other day and you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed
> him concerning guns and children. It is a portion of National Public
> Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine
> Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
> FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you
> going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
> GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing,
> archery, and shooting.
> FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
> GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly
> supervised on the rifle range
> FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly
> dangerous activity to be teaching children?
> GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them
> proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
> FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent
> killers.
> GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a
> prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
> The radio went silent and the interview ended.
>
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Old 04-10-2007, 01:22 PM
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Default Re: Best comeback ever?!?!

2/10
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Old 04-10-2007, 01:22 PM
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Default ROFLMFAO!

That is why we will win the war on terror!

It exposes the left for the hypocrites they are.
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Old 04-10-2007, 01:23 PM
FakePlasticTrees FakePlasticTrees is offline
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Default Re: Best comeback ever?!?!

9/10, I liked it.
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Old 04-10-2007, 01:24 PM
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Default Re: ROFLMFAO!

woohoo 2ndamendment4life!
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Old 04-10-2007, 01:29 PM
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Default Re: ROFLMFAO!

1) None of these kids will become violent killers
2) One of them will accidentally shoot someone for sure

Nobody wins. Comeback was pretty good though.
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Old 04-10-2007, 01:36 PM
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Default Re: Best comeback ever?!?!

Comeback of the year?
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Old 04-10-2007, 01:37 PM
pokerpansie pokerpansie is offline
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Default Re: ROFLMFAO!

Brag: I figured out how am going to use it. My wife doesn't like me playing poker in front of our kids as she thinks it will turn them into degen gamblers etc. Next time she says it BINGO......

Beat: gonna be sleeping on the couch for a while once used

Variance: more time to play late night poker = more tourney bubbles
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Old 04-10-2007, 01:39 PM
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Default Re: ROFLMFAO!

that was excellent , would be even funnier if he hit that in the ammo tent later
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Old 04-10-2007, 01:41 PM
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Default Re: ROFLMFAO!

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that was excellent , would be even funnier if he paid to hit that in the ammo tent later

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