Forget stars concierge, Ill take the tax shelter thanks!

[deaders]

I just got an email from eurolinx poker (a site i cleared a bonus on once) advertising their new FPP store, I log in to check it out and wow... has anyone seen a poker site offer this before?

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The tax situation on Poker earnings is extremely unclear in many jurisdictions. Most of these jurisdictions are also able to tax you several years after the income was declared/not declared. We have assisted several of our bigger customers in solving this. The package includes:

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Airfare to and from Malta
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5 days in a luxury five star hotel
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Meetings with financial advisors and legal experts
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Fees for these experts to set you up with the following
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Offshore Incorporation
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Offshore bank account(s)
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Several Card options

The package enables you to safely keep your bankroll offline (earning interest) in large multinational banks. At the same time you can access the funds immediately and anonymously anywhere in the world.


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SKU SKU50
Quantity in stock 1000 item(s) available
Price: 250000

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[adanthar]

oh jebus that is SO dumb

[steel108]

I can see that being useful if you are a irresponsible HS player, but most probably have it taken care of already.

[adanthar]

"hello we are selling a one stop shopping package of helpful hints and all necessary steps to commit income tax fraud. also, we have access to your entire life story and will continue to have it after you use our brilliant crack mind legal team to do this"

"sounds stellar where do I sign up"

[adanthar]

this is actually singlehandedly making me life tilt at people's stupidity

[dollerAday]

So what do I do to get this?

[SkeetyMcdoogle]

eagerly awaiting first tr

[deaders]

adanthar has covered it, this is just so retarded that I wonder if its a joke.

[sefaje]

its a trap

[AlwaysWrong]

They should fly you to Nigeria.