I might be the best limit player in the world

TheWorstPlayer · #1 01-04-2006, 02:32 AM

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Preflop: TWP is Button with 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
3 folds, TWP raises, 1 fold, BB calls.

Flop: (4.33 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets, TWP raises, BB 3-bets, TWP calls.

Turn: (5.16 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets, TWP calls.

River: (7.16 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, TWP bets, BB folds.

Final Pot: 8.16 BB

Results in white below: 
TWP has 6d 5h (high card, ace).
Outcome: TWP wins 8.16 BB. 

Very next hand:
Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Preflop: TWP is MP with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
1 fold, TWP raises, CO calls, 3 folds.

Flop: (5.33 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
TWP bets, CO raises, TWP 3-bets, CO caps, TWP calls.

Turn: (6.66 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
TWP bets, CO raises, TWP 3-bets, CO calls.

River: (12.66 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
TWP bets, CO calls.

Final Pot: 14.66 BB

Results in white below: 
TWP has Ad Ah (two pair, aces and nines).
CO has Kd Jd (flush, king high).
Outcome: CO wins 14.66 BB. 

Hand right after that:
Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Preflop: TWP is BB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP calls, CO raises, 2 folds, TWP 3-bets, MP folds, CO calls.

Flop: (7.33 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
TWP bets, CO calls.

Turn: (4.66 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
TWP bets, CO calls.

River: (6.66 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
TWP bets, CO calls.

Final Pot: 8.66 BB

Results in white below: 
TWP has 7c As (two pair, sevens and threes).
CO has Ac Td (one pair, threes).
Outcome: TWP wins 8.66 BB. 

What's the moral kids?

TheWorstPlayer · #2 01-04-2006, 02:34 AM

Damn, I posted too quick. This was the next hand I played (although not the next hand dealt this time.)

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Preflop: TWP is MP with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls, TWP raises, 3 folds, BB calls, UTG calls.

Flop: (6.33 SB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, TWP bets, BB calls, UTG raises, TWP calls, BB calls.

Turn: (6.16 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
BB checks, UTG bets, TWP calls, BB raises, UTG calls, TWP calls.

River: (12.16 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
BB bets, UTG calls, TWP raises, BB calls, UTG calls.

Final Pot: 18.16 BB

Results in white below: 
BB has 6d 8h (straight, jack high).
UTG has 9c Jc (two pair, jacks and nines).
TWP has Qs Kh (straight, king high).
Outcome: TWP wins 18.16 BB.

gilbert · #3 01-04-2006, 02:55 AM

[ QUOTE ]
What's the moral kids?

[/ QUOTE ]

don't smoke crack?

TheWorstPlayer · #4 01-04-2006, 02:56 AM

I should have read Kurosh's thread... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

lapoker17 · #5 01-04-2006, 03:00 AM

the first one rules.

it seems in this game if you just refuse to fold, you will always win.

TheWorstPlayer · #6 01-04-2006, 03:04 AM

Yes. Limit holdem is bingo. What a stupid sport.

NLfool · #7 01-04-2006, 03:18 AM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
What's the moral kids?

[/ QUOTE ]

don't smoke crack?

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL. get to the river once you enter a pot?

TheWorstPlayer · #8 01-04-2006, 03:18 AM

I could post 100 hands from this session, but here's just one more fun one. Fixed limit really is a joke.

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (6 max, 4 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Preflop: TWP is SB with 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG raises, Button calls, TWP calls, 1 fold.

Flop: (7 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
TWP bets, UTG folds, Button calls.

Turn: (4.50 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
TWP bets, Button raises, TWP 3-bets, Button caps, TWP calls.

River: (12.50 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
TWP bets, Button calls.

Final Pot: 14.50 BB

Results in white below: 
Button has 4c Qc (three of a kind, fours).
TWP has 5c 2c (straight, five high).
Outcome: TWP wins 14.50 BB.

TheWorstPlayer · #9 01-04-2006, 03:25 AM

Oh, since I'm having so much fun, let's also make this a stats post. How is this for 6max?

VPIP: 40
PFR: 30
AF: 2.5
WTSD%: 44
BB/100: 29

Is that okay?

TheWorstPlayer · #10 01-04-2006, 03:26 AM

Also, here's one more hand. Check out the BB. Total bingo.

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (6 max, 5 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Preflop: TWP is SB with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
2 folds, Button calls, TWP completes, BB raises, Button calls, TWP calls.

Flop: (6 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
TWP checks, BB bets, Button calls, TWP calls.

Turn: (4.50 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
TWP checks, BB bets, Button raises, TWP 3-bets, BB calls, Button caps, TWP calls, BB calls.

River: (16.50 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
TWP checks, BB checks, Button bets, TWP raises, BB calls, Button 3-bets, TWP calls, BB calls.

Final Pot: 25.50 BB

Results in white below: 
BB has Jh Js (two pair, jacks and eights).
Button has 8c 7h (three of a kind, eights).
TWP has Jc Th (two pair, tens and eights).
Outcome: Button wins 25.50 BB.