I got angle shot by German Federal Armed Forces

[Araklion]

I had my physical examination and stuff about 3 weeks ago and they told me I had to decide whether I'd liek to be convened at the 1st of July or at the 1st of October until end of May.

I decided that the 1st of October would be better since I'll finish school at the 30th of June and it would suck to crawl trough mud right the next day. Also, I have booked the graduating class trip.
I wanted to call them about this week or something.

Today I received the convocation...1st of July.
Guy at the call center says I can file an objection.
This sucks.

tl:dr :
They told me I could decide when to start military duty until end of may.

Received letter -> I have to start at the 1st of July which sucks.


Variance: I could refuse military service and spend 9 months washing leprosy patients or something instead.

[cwes]

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I had my physical examination and stuff about 3 weeks ago and they told me I had to decide whether I'd liek to be convened at the 1st of July or at the 1st of October until end of May.

I decided that the 1st of October would be better since I'll finish school at the 30th of June and it would suck to crawl trough mud right the next day. Also, I have booked the graduating class trip.
I wanted to call them about this week or something.

Today I received the convocation...1st of July.
Guy at the call center says I can file an objection.
This sucks.

tl:dr :
They told me I could decide when to start military duty until end of may.

Received letter -> I have to start at the 1st of July which sucks.


Variance: I could refuse military service and spend 9 months washing leprosy patients or something instead.

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I agree that military service will be more fun (if u r a cynic like me) esp. with the Bundeswehr, but if you wanna do sthg for ya fellow people go for alternative civilian service. Also more pu$$y in civilian life.

[cwes]

Or as an alternative: The first day they hand you an unloaded gun, immediately point it at your superior, pull the trigger and yell "Boom, Headshot!"

I assure you, hilarity will ensue.

[THEOSU]

man, the german military has to be a barrel of laughs.

[danlux]

man, there are wayyy too many german military jokes to be made here.

[lyncks2002]

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Or as an alternative: The first day they hand you an unloaded gun, immediately point it at your superior, pull the trigger and yell "Boom, Headshot!"

I assure you, jailtime with nasty german male pr0n stars will ensue.

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FYP

[kniper]

1st of July? You will miss celebrating the 4th of july yo, independence day!! yall in germantown celebrate it rihgt?

[diebitter]

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man, there are wayyy too many german military jokes to be made here.

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Ah quit it. Germany is a nice place. I really liked Hamburg.

My great uncle liked Berlin too - shame he only saw it from the air at night.

[kniper]

dumb question: how are hamburgers in hamburg?

[cwes]

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My great uncle liked Berlin too - shame he only saw it from the air at night.

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LOL, though it was well-lit then I guess.