Official April [censored] thread

[BadgerPro]

Post your bad beats, brags, and other OT stuff here.

Also, it seems that other forums are using these threads to allow people to ask for transfers from site to site. So feel free to ask for money transfers in this thread only. Just be very cautious of scammers.

[striderz]

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[Clayton]

im gonna play more donkaments this month

today i have already won a $20 LHE mtt, 45 entrants. not much more than a confidence booster, as I was way outchipped 3 handed and a 2:1 dog in chips HU. the guy i eventually beat took a 25 minute HU battle (in LHE thats a looonnggg time) and he was a complete psycho, doing things like calling a 3bet on the river of AQ749 with KQ.

i finally ousted him, it felt good.

however i got owned in some other donkaments. i really dislike making it 2222 @ 400/800 with A8s, having the guy shove for like 16k in the BB, me snapcalling with a 20k stack and losing to his 53o. on the river. RAWR.

oh well yay donkaments. i get my new computer tomorrow and im taking a break from poker for 3 days to go to the masters wheeeeeee.

[ASPoker8]

Random April Thoughts:

<u>GOOD</u>
-Last month of school
-I turn 19
-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

<u>BAD</u>
-School is teh suck
-I turn 19
-GREGORY ODEN

[Poisoned]

brag: 100% ITM rate from SnGs this month

beat: 75% were 3rd places

variance: i hate 4/180s so much lately

[mastr]

brag: 2/2 cashing in month of april with 2nd in 109 6max and 21st in 109 FO

[Papa Bull XL]

Rant: forgetting to register for the first new structure Million today!

Will transfer UB $ for FTP $...

[Soulman]

Easily worst Sunday ever. Jesus Christ. I'm still railing from all the insane beats.

[jrbick]

PokerStars Game #9203655223: Tournament #45992551, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/04/01 - 18:34:36 (ET)
Table '45992551 96' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Inf3rnal (2500 in chips)
Seat 2: skuja (1950 in chips)
Seat 3: Miser66 (2410 in chips)
Seat 4: laxels1 (2470 in chips)
Seat 5: pokerstudy (3780 in chips)
Seat 6: smaland (2030 in chips)
Seat 7: jrbick (2480 in chips)
Seat 8: JACKBENGE (2380 in chips)
Seat 9: darkcanuck00 (2500 in chips)
jrbick: posts small blind 10
JACKBENGE: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jrbick [8s 8c]
darkcanuck00: folds
Inf3rnal: folds
darkcanuck00 is sitting out
skuja: folds
Miser66: folds
laxels1: folds
pokerstudy: raises 40 to 60
smaland: calls 60
jrbick: calls 50
JACKBENGE: calls 40
*** FLOP *** [Ad 5c 8h]
jrbick: bets 160
JACKBENGE: calls 160
pokerstudy: folds
smaland: folds
*** TURN *** [Ad 5c 8h] [4c]
jrbick: bets 400
JACKBENGE: raises 600 to 1000
jrbick: raises 1260 to 2260 and is all-in
JACKBENGE: calls 1160 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Ad 5c 8h 4c] [3c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jrbick: shows [8s 8c] (three of a kind, Eights)
JACKBENGE: shows [6d 7d] (a straight, Four to Eight)
JACKBENGE collected 4880 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4880 | Rake 0
Board [Ad 5c 8h 4c 3c]
Seat 1: Inf3rnal folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: skuja folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Miser66 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: laxels1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: pokerstudy folded on the Flop
Seat 6: smaland (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 7: jrbick (small blind) showed [8s 8c] and lost with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 8: JACKBENGE (big blind) showed [6d 7d] and won (4880) with a straight, Four to Eight
Seat 9: darkcanuck00 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[jrbick]

Full Tilt Poker Game #2117847724: $400,000 Guarantee (15450947), Table 71 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:37:03 ET - 2007/04/01
Seat 1: babyneedsdiaper (620)
Seat 2: Dingo1010 (1,898)
Seat 3: sortesnog (3,362)
Seat 4: jrbick (2,550)
Seat 5: Statoil (3,795)
Seat 6: 1spnmnky (2,805), is sitting out
Seat 7: 658076 (2,030)
Seat 8: blujean2 (6,765)
Seat 9: minime1492 (3,175)
blujean2 posts the small blind of 25
minime1492 posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jrbick [Ah As]
babyneedsdiaper calls 50
Dingo1010 folds
sortesnog calls 50
jrbick raises to 250
Statoil calls 250
1spnmnky folds
658076 folds
blujean2 folds
minime1492 folds
babyneedsdiaper calls 200
sortesnog calls 200
*** FLOP *** [5h Td 3h]
babyneedsdiaper checks
sortesnog checks
jrbick bets 850
Statoil folds
babyneedsdiaper folds
sortesnog raises to 1,700
jrbick raises to 2,300, and is all in
sortesnog calls 600
jrbick shows [Ah As]
sortesnog shows [5d 5c]
*** TURN *** [5h Td 3h] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [5h Td 3h 6d] [Jc]
jrbick shows a pair of Aces
sortesnog shows three of a kind, Fives
sortesnog wins the pot (5,675) with three of a kind, Fives
jrbick stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,675 | Rake 0
Board: [5h Td 3h 6d Jc]
Seat 1: babyneedsdiaper folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Dingo1010 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: sortesnog showed [5d 5c] and won (5,675) with three of a kind, Fives
Seat 4: jrbick showed [Ah As] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 5: Statoil folded on the Flop
Seat 6: 1spnmnky didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: 658076 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: blujean2 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: minime1492 (big blind) folded before the Flop