Variance: Housemate doesn't beat off.

illuminati · #1 03-31-2007, 03:27 AM

So we're sitting around in the kitchen talking about this girl he is into.

Background: He is super odd, we think he has autism. Like,we gave did an online test as "him" and he was like 90%+ to have it. He is a nice guy, but is poor in social settings, has a long list of daily routines that he follows to the letter, can't do more than one thing at a time, has piss poor co-ordination and so on, so forth.

We get around to this chick he likes, although he has no chance. We're like "Dude, do you beat off over her facebook photos?" He says no, then we ask "how often do you beat off?" He replies never. We're all like wtf? He's 21, never had a gf or kissed a girl AFAIK.

Isn't this super-odd for a 21 year old male?

kniper · #2 03-31-2007, 03:30 AM

yeah, obv. maybe he has that mild version of autism, asburghers or w/e its called

link to girls facebook photos are obv in demand now

boomshakalaka · #3 03-31-2007, 03:31 AM

are you sure his autistic and not just some strange religion like mormon or evangelist?

sidenote: didnt capitolize mormon and firefox has spell check on. I thought maybe I had some how spelled it wrong so I right click and the first listed correction is "moron."

illuminati · #4 03-31-2007, 03:31 AM

Hi Knip,

She isn't nice. We kinda nurtured the fact that he likes her after she spoke to him for 1hr on a night out [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

illuminati · #5 03-31-2007, 03:33 AM

Boom,

No, not religious in any way. It's pretty clear when you meet him/know him well something is up. We have never asked him outright, however.

rubbrband · #6 03-31-2007, 03:49 AM

Dude WTF he needs to learn how to jerk off

illuminati · #7 03-31-2007, 03:51 AM

Rubbr,

LOL that was your 1000th post [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

I don't plan on teaching him, fwiw.

TIEdup14 · #8 03-31-2007, 03:53 AM

Is this your friend or prank monkey?

Seems like you just egg him on to make yourself laugh

if so at least call it what it is

Grey · #9 03-31-2007, 03:54 AM

My roomate in the air force never jerked off either. reeeally uptight guy. I was so mean to him. =[

I made a poll about this on 2p2 like 2 years ago. I think like 99.5% of people admitted to jerking off.

rubbrband · #10 03-31-2007, 03:55 AM

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Dude WTF he needs to learn how to jerk off

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VVIQELFEG@ [censored] my 1000th post is about telling another dude to jerk of 'qoeofinv only cuas ei'm drunk