Nigerian on the hook...

[pokerstudAA]

This nigerian scam artist is all ready to send me some photos of her holding whatever signs we choose. BBV I need 3 MS PAINT or WORD documents emailed to me. I was thinking:

"LOL DONKAMENTS"
"BBV 4 LYFE"
and ???

The plan is to get this girl to take pictures with these signs. Anyone want to create some signs and email to me?

Standard first email:
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My letter may come to you as as a surprise due to the fact we have not yet meet but I have to say that i have no any intention of causing you any pains or harm. But before i proced first i m ust Apologisers For Using This Medium To Communicate With You. Though This Medium Called Internate Has Been Greatly Abused But i choose To Reach Through It Beacuse i Feel Quite Safe Dealing With You In this Important Message and confidential message.
However You may be wondering how i could manage to get your contact in this particular choose and please that should not worry you and after my fasting and Prayer and my agreement With God and i have to search your Profile and it was suitable to me and I Strongly Believed That My God will Open your eyes so that you will See The Situations and The difficulties we are passing now. I am miss Happiness swift Johnson, a 22 years old girl from Liberia daughter to late Mr George Ellis Johnson a once minister in Liberia who was killed during the last crisis in Liberia (President Charles Taylor’s Reign ) now i am in ST louise Senegal in africa under The help of United nations agency in refugee with my mother with my only Younger sister lizzy Since after the death of my father,now my uncle started to persecute us about my fathers properties ' which he later snatched from us under threatening. Now there is nothing we can do than to run for our lives which is very important to us' now i am in critical condition with my mother which this problem have lead to stroke' some one to be under refugee with her mother' to compare with Senegal where things are very hard' every thing is high.I have decided to get married by this my age' while i suppose to be in school by now' but nothing i can do because i can not decide to go for prostitution' is over my dead body.I want to meet a man that will add excitement and spontaniety to my life and enhance my life experiences.
Although i have not meet you before but after our fasting and praying my spirit direct me to you by providing this strange email address which is my first time to write to you and for help' which i know that you can not disappoint me in life.Now the only thing that makes me to feel happy at times is that my father left the sum five million Nine Hundred Thousands dollars . $5.900,000.00 us dollars in the bank in Europe which i am the only person that is aware of it' the next of kin' and the whole documents and contacts is with me' because my father loves me very much that was why he gave me every information about that money.I have called the bank and they told me that unless i have some body who will represent me with all the documents that is required' that they are not going to release the money.So this is why i am looking for whom will go for it,someone who is God fearing and trustworthy, and Sincerity And Honest someone .I will like this money to be invested properly with your able help since my mother is in Sick Bed and i dont have any Idea in any buiness investors or transactions. Meanwhile This Money Now is the only our survivial and The only thing that will help us and sustain my sick mother and my litle sister .Meanwhile before my father was gave up the ghost in hospital and he warned us and make a clause that we should not invest in africa.
This money is the only thing that may hold me down here before i visit you.But if you want me to meet you before this issue of the money i will do so, if you can help on my invitation letter and others.

you can contact me through the number of the rev father who is helping us here in the camp. when you call him and try to inform him that you will like to speak with . and he will sent someone to call me..
I am expecting your urgent respond so that i will explain you more details about myself and try to tell me more about yourself and your like and your dislike and also your hobbies.
yours in love
Happy johnson

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My response:
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Dear Happy Johnson,

Thank you for your email. Unfortunately, I will not be able to help you at this time. I appreciate your situation and perhaps can assist in another manner. Before we proceed, let me introduce myself and tell you about my company. You may already have this information but I shall repeat it to you just in case not:

My name is Sklansky Mason and I am the manager of advertising at Eight plus Four publishing. We are publishers of great literature all over the world and we supply photographs to many business and private customers. We also offer scholarship donations to aid up and coming new models who may otherwise not have the financial means to be able to produce or improve their work. Our scholarship payments range from between $12,000 and $75,000 depending on the artistic potential of the model.

The way our programme works is that we seek out new or up and coming models all over the world who may not otherwise be financially able to promote or sell their images and then we help them to realise their full potential. We aid them by presenting them with a scholarship payment ranging from $12,000 to $750,000 which again is entirely dependent on their potential, but the minimum payment we award any model willing to supply work for us is $12,000. Presently we are seeking models who specialise in corporate advertising.

Please note that we are not looking for models that already have professional modeling contracts. If you require a donations/scholarship payment then you need to submit a new model to us. You may submit more than one model at a time and we will review each model individually.

HOW OUR DONATION/SCHOLARSHIP PROCEDURE WORKS:

1. Before we could make any kind of monetary payment to any model we would of course require proof of your photoworthyness. We do not ask models to send in prepared samples of their work because of course there is no way for our foundation to know if the photo is indeed the models own work, therefore we would require you to provide a brand new photographs for us to evaluate your images.

2. My company will submit to you (by email attachment) upto 3 advertising logos. This may be of our company logo, a product, or other such item. You would then be required to take a photograph with your model and the logos we send to you. One photograph is required for each logo and each model you wish to submit. Once your have completed the work it is to be sent to us for evaluation and then a donation amount would be awarded according to your skill or potential. Our donation payments range from between a minimum of $12,000 up to $75,000.

3. On receipt of a satisfactory photographs of a model my four BBV board members will then gauge the quality and therefore the size of the donation/scholarship amount to send to you. The payment is sent by whatever means suits you best and is made within 24 hours of receiving your work.


IMPORTANT: A professional protographer is NOT required to take these photographs. HOWEVER, the photos must be clear , have good detail of your models features, and clearly contain the corporate logos we send. If you recieve 2 logos, there should be two pictures of each model you wish to submit, each picture containing a different logo.

Please note that no payments whatsoever can be given in advance of receiving the photographs. It is very important that you understand this completely. I hope that is clear to you, and if you are in agreement to the terms above please let me know as soon as possible and I will arrange for sample logos to be sent to you by email attachment.

Kind regards,

Skalansky Mason
Advertising Manager, Eight plus Four publishing

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Her response:
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Dear Skalansky Mason.

I am very happy to recieved your message and you sound to be a good man and may almighty God bless you and your family . you will never lack anuthing in this world beacuse you are a good man and although i have not meet you face to face but God knows the purpose of directing you to me.

Meanwhile your command is my wish and i will do anything you told me to do in other to sustain the life of my mother and my only sister. please advice me the next thing to do and i will do it and give me the directions of how to do it.

Mr manson do you now that my mother is almost in point of death and no one to help us. Meanwhile there is some drugs that i supose to buy for my mother which will always help her to sustain but no one to help us. Meanwhile for us to eat here is a problem where as we have such amount of money.

Meanwhile there is no problem and iam ready to do all this things you told me to do and i need you to send the logo to me. so that when irecieve the money it will help me to take my mother to hospital and buy some foods for them beacuse shge eat a difffernce foodf beacuse of her ilness.

Mr manson please iam waiting for you urgent respond and i will do that beacuse that will be better for me than to run into prostiution. Meanwhile if you are still single and if you love my picture and may be you want to marry me and there is no problem beacuse you sound like a good man.

Meanwhile incase you want to hear my voice and this is the phone of the red cross Quater where we are and the number is 002213367456 and when you call there and try to ask of me and the will sent for me.

Thanks and God bless you

love and kissees

happy


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I got hugs and kisses.....and apparently a marriage proposal.

My Latest Email:
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Dearest Happiness,

I hope your family is doing well and that this message reaches you in good health. I certainly hope you are not required to turn to prostitution. However, if you do perhaps we can reach a mutual beneficial arrangement. I have attached the instructions for submitting modeling photographs to our company. Please inform me of your interest in participating in our advertising program. If you have available models or are a model yourself please let me know and I will have some advertising logos forwarded to your person. Then follow the directions carefully.

Kind regards,

Skalansky Mason
Advertising Manager, Eight plus Four publishing


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I sure hope she doesnt need to turn to prostition. Help me out BBV!

[PITTM]

i like the way this thread is going.

[illuminati]

make sure you tell them no pshops, and to make the sign themselves.

[Gone Forever]

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This nigerian scam artist is all ready to send me some photos of her holding whatever signs we choose. BBV I need 3 MS PAINT or WORD documents emailed to me. I was thinking:

"LOL DONKAMENTS"
"BBV 4 LYFE"
and ???


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OBV it's "Bingo Bango".

[pokerstudAA]

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make sure you tell them no pshops, and to make the sign themselves.

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I need the signs so that she can print it out then take photos holding the sign. Large letters, easy to read print, preferably B&W. Mabye a picture/logo next to the words - all on one printable page. Figured the MS paint wizards of BBV could help me out here.

[illuminati]

Send her a small template, ya, but not the whole thing. Get her to do it in crayon or marker-pen on A1-sized paper, something time consuming.

[Poofler]

Get her to hold a picture of the hypnotoad, or the ORLY owl.

[Olin Prefleup]

Lee Jones tribute picture

[pokerstudAA]

Pictures wont work very well. I am guessing she doesnt have a top notch color printer. Black and White image - regular paper size. Easy to read letters/logo will work best.

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[Poofler]

SIIMP, with that same face/mouth pose.