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Old 03-27-2007, 09:09 PM
NozeCandy NozeCandy is offline
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Default Me vs. Roommate: Who is the bigger douche?

Alright, my roommate is mad at me because of events that transpired Sunday night.

This was the Sunday after spring break, so I was still pretty tired. I told him at midnight that I was going to go to bed at 1 since I had 4 classes on Monday and needed some sleep. Despite this, he invited a girl over that he has had sex with before, and will undoubtedly have sex with again, at about 12:15. I told him to pick a short movie because, again, I was going to bed at 1 and can't sleep with that [censored] on.

Girl shows up and they decide to watch 12 Monkeys, which is longer than 2 hours. I start closing things on my comp down at 1 to go to bed, and at [censored] 1:01 am I get a text. It's from my roommate, who is literally 3 feet away from me on his bed. It says, "Hey man, I hate to do this, but is there anywhere you could go for the night?" I said no since my girlfriend was already asleep, I had already told him twice that I was going to bed at 1, and it's a [censored] Sunday night.

He's now mad at me even after I reminded him of the numerous times I've had to pass up sex with gf due to him passing out at 10 pm. I also told him that I know she was the first girl he's had sex with all year, but that she wasn't going anywhere anytime soon and that the starting long ass movies at 1230 [censored] has to stop.

So yeah, who's the bigger douche?
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Old 03-27-2007, 09:12 PM
rubbrband rubbrband is offline
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Default Re: Me vs. Roommate: Who is the bigger douche?

I don't get it. Is this a dorm room or something?
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Old 03-27-2007, 09:13 PM
NozeCandy NozeCandy is offline
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Default Re: Me vs. Roommate: Who is the bigger douche?

Yes
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Old 03-27-2007, 09:14 PM
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Default Re: Me vs. Roommate: Who is the bigger douche?

he's the douche
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Old 03-27-2007, 09:15 PM
HugItOut BIITCH HugItOut BIITCH is offline
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Default Re: Me vs. Roommate: Who is the bigger douche?

why didn't your roomate just give this girl the dick and the door at 12:55 and have her out by 1?
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Old 03-27-2007, 09:17 PM
rubbrband rubbrband is offline
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Default Re: Me vs. Roommate: Who is the bigger douche?

Yeah srsly [censored] her in the bathroom or something.
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Old 03-27-2007, 09:17 PM
bmwguy525 bmwguy525 is offline
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Default Re: Me vs. Roommate: Who is the bigger douche?

i should start referring to my roommates as apartment mates, cuz i don't actually share a room with them and that would suck balls
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Old 03-27-2007, 09:23 PM
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Default Re: Me vs. Roommate: Who is the bigger douche?

just sleep through it ass clown
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Old 03-27-2007, 09:23 PM
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Default Re: Me vs. Roommate: Who is the bigger douche?

i can say ass clown?
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Old 03-27-2007, 09:29 PM
blutarski blutarski is offline
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Default Re: Me vs. Roommate: Who is the bigger douche?

Say this: "you guys can [censored], but it's the same deal- I get seconds."

The chick will be gone in seconds.
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