BEAT: Random Urine Appears In Desk

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Uhmm... when I finally stopped laughing I gave myself a headache trying to figure out who / why somebody would do this:

So the other day I'm going back and forth from my office to the printer/fax a few times and I notice a smell that I just can't place.

I don't exactly know what the smell is but I know it has no business being in our office.

I mention to my partner about the smell and ask him if he thinks it smells like piss. He looks at me with the "WTF-are-you-talking-about?" look on his face and says, "No."

I'm still not 100% sure that the smell is piss so I just say okay and go about my business.

A couple hours after I leave for the day I get a phone call from my partner.

Lee: Remember when you asked me if it smelled like piss in the office?

Me: Yeah, why?

Lee: "Well, I was over by the printer and I started to smell it so I started looking around. I didn't see any stains on the floor or anything. I happen to open the drawer in the cubicle the printer sits on and SOMEBODY PISSED IN THE DRAWER!"

Me: "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.... HAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA ::COUGH:: HAHAHAHA. WTF?!"

Lee: "It's all in the top drawer and in the bottom drawer! Who the F would piss in our god damned desk?!!"


I still can't help but laugh about how crazy this is. Lee told me he poured bleach in the desk. That's it though. Just poured some bleach all over the piss. No removal.

BEAT: Stench of Piss and bleach everytime I must fax or print.

BRAG: It's not my desk, bitches! I stay piss free 4 life!

VARIANCE: We're moving in a week and obv leaving the toilet desk for our deuchebag landlord. 1 less cubicle. 1 less piss drawer. 50/50.


G O N E F O R E V E R

[Jiggymike]

This is confusing but LOL

[ipot]

i like

[blutarski]

At my last brewery job, I was so bitter and angry, I'd daydream about pissing in one of the fermenters on my last day.

I didn't.

Or...did I?

[cwes]

Standard (read to the end)

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LOL. I promise it was not me.

And I know this thread would not be complete with photos... lol. I can try to put picks up later if I can find the right cable for my phone. Somebody pm me the correct way to post pics.

[ludacris]

i worked in a warehouse. somebody took a dump in the middle of an aisle in the warehouse. Boss was super pissed cuz he had to clean it up.

[Teh1337zor]

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At my last brewery job, I was so bitter and angry, I'd daydream about pissing in one of the fermenters on my last day.

I didn't.

Or...did I?

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not sure If i want to drink beer again

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At my last brewery job, I was so bitter and angry, I'd daydream about pissing in one of the fermenters on my last day.

I didn't.

Or...did I?

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not sure If i want to drink beer again

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Oh come on. The piss parts per ounce have to be only about .000000001/1. That's less than the amount of rat feces the FDA allows in our food.

[Chaos_ult]

Piss - contains ammonia

Bleach + ammonia = ammonia gas

Deadly poison

(Not sure if piss contains enough ammonia to make this dangerous or not...but, just warning you in case)