Posting Secrets Revealed

[Knives_Out]

After months of intensive research I have found the secret to posting on the internets. Through use of the knowledge in this post, you too can become a cherished poster, feared by many, and respected by all.

There are many tools you can use to become a top-tier poster. However, the most popular weapon used by most, if not all great posters is sarcasm.

What is this sarcasm you speak of? It sounds like baloney, is there any research on this kind of riff-raff?

I'm glad you asked.The BBC recently researched a multi-million dollar project delving deep within the depths of the human brain to try and discover how exactly sarcasm is processed.





As you can see, "Joe"'s coworker is telling him not to work so hard.

Yet if you look at the picture closely you will discover that there no computer, phone or paperwork in sight.

In addition, "Joe" is in a relaxed, reclined position with his feet on the table and his hands behind his head.

This shows that "Joe"'s coworker is in fact using sarcasm. "Joe"'s coworker is most likely a famed poster on 2+2.



Well, gee willikers, "Joe"'s coworker sure seems like a swell guy. I would like to incorporate his presence into some of my posts.


Well that's no problem, no problem at all. Here are some examples:

If you get really unlucky in a hand of poker, you should entitle your post "I RUN SO GOOD".

If some donk plays donkesqueishly, you should entitle your post "THE GAMES ARE TOO TOUGH NOW".

If someone posts an awful, banworthy post, your reply could be something along the lines of "Knives Out, this was truly a great post."

You could even play the role of a teacher and assign a grade to a post, i.e."A+++++ would read again" (make sure only to use this if it is a post that you would never read again or you will be declared a fool}.

If everyone incorporates these ideas into their realm of being, BBV can be greater, wittier, and trickier than ever imagined.

Just imagine scrolling through the forums, seeing post after post of "THE GAMES CANT BE BEAT", "POKER IS SO HARD", "VILLAIN IS EXPERT" only to find that the posts convey the exact opposite sentiment than can be disarrayed from the post titles.



It only takes on person to make a difference. That person can be YOU.

[edfurlong]

You should totally keep posting stuff.

[Hrkac]

What happened when Hrkac's brain tried to read this post:



although it was like that before probably

[jaminbird]

A+++++ would read again

[Chump Change]

Knives Out, this was truly a great post.

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Urban dictionry search on YSSCKY - then work out the N yourself. Then apply to context of OP.

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stopped reading here, what did i miss