Fast Food Beats: Please Drive Thru

[Damocles]

Beat: Ate KFC last night.
Brag: Washed it down with many a'Guinness.
Variance: Farts with odd overtones of fake chicken.

Beat: Actually had dream last night in which I sharted due to consumption of KFC.
Brag: Didn't shart in real life.
Variance: My unconscious knows nutrition better than I do.

[neuroman]

beat: I read this

[Happytime Harry]

Being a poster worse than me(I?)

[bmwguy525]

some of these are funny. this is not.

[keikiwai]

yawn

[whoisthedrizzle]

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beat: I read this

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