List of theorems that make you better by Barrin6

[Barrin6]

As you all know, I'm the master of all poker players. Today I'm feeling really generous, so I'm going to let you guys in a little secret to my theorems. There will aid you into winning successful poker. Grab and utilize them while you can before they are render useless.

1.
Barrin>Yeti Theorem
Villian raises pf, you call
you flop trips/bloat on a paired board. Donk-bet oop and 3-ball always. Then close your eyes and click the call button cause it will always be there when you 3-ball a paired flop.

-Barrin^2 Theorem
A reversal of Theorem #1

-Barrin^3 Theorem
A reversal of Barrin^2 Theorem
2. Unexploded rockets Theorem
Cold call ACES no matter what and c/r any flop. It's unexploitable.

3.Dead Kings Theorem
Same thing as #2 but with KINGS

4.Lying like a fish Theorem
Same as number 3. but with Queens

5. Level Theorem
This applies to all regulars that you have played with. Instead of playing on the 2nd,3rd, or 4th level against regulars, play on the -1 level. That will throw them off.

[lyncks2002]

6. I'm a good poker player Theorem
this applies to everyone im trying to outplay when i can just relax and get their money

[delta k]

so awful. let's get a ban here

[Barrin6]

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so awful. let's get a ban here

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Lets do it together.

[lyncks2002]

it was a piece of advice in that [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Diamond Lie]

I like these. A++

[SkeetyMcdoogle]

zeebo theorem has earned me more stacks than burger king LOALAOLAOL isuckomg

[walktowar]

there are no 'levels' in ssnl

[Barrin6]

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there are no 'levels' in ssnl

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There is when fish play the -10th level.

[lyncks2002]

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there are no 'levels' in ssnl

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There is when fish play the -10th level.

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that was my advice when i first posted, sorry if it made you angry [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]