Maniac owns me (warning: Micro NL)(Boring/Standard?)

[BuddyQ]

This maniac named VanDerMeyde sat and started trash talking - said whole table was a bunch of 2+2 nits and 2+2 ers suck and are weak tight nits. He says he is an expert 200nl player just here to blow of steam he loses 2 buyins playing trash hands like a maniac. I wait patiently then this happens:

Full Tilt Poker
$0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
3 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
Hero (SB): $22.55
BB: $31.2
BTN: $8.75

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> A A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($0.35, 3 players)
BTN folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $1</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $1.75</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $6.50</font>, <font color="red">BB raises all in to $31.45</font>, Hero calls all in for $16.15
Uncalled bet of $8.80 returned to BB

<font color="black">Flop:</font> 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($45.3, 2 players)
No action

<font color="black">Turn:</font> 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] [2] ($45.3, 2 players)
No action

<font color="black">River:</font> 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2 [K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]] ($45.3, 2 players)
No action

<font color="black">Results:</font>
Hero had A A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Twos)
BB had 2 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Twos) and won $44.30
Final Pot: $44.30 ($1.00 rake)

He berates me calling me a 2+2 nit weak tight [censored]. I vow revenge, next hand: I try to trap him by limping and hoping for a set. He folds! Damn! (After the flop I curse him for not being in the hand). But I unintentionally trapped another guy, and a fish comes along for the ride. Ship it.

Full Tilt Poker
$0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
6 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
SB: $16.15
Hero (BB): $24.75
UTG: $41.40
MP: $4.95
CO: $24.75
BTN: $28.25

CO posts 0.25
<font color="black">Preflop:</font> J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J ($0.6, 6 players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $1.10</font>, MP calls $1.10, CO folds, BTN calls $1.10, SB calls $1, Hero calls $0.85

<font color="black">Flop:</font> 2 J 4 ($5.75, 5 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG checks, <font color="red">MP bets all in for $3.85</font>, BTN calls $3.85, SB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises all in to $23.90</font>, UTG folds, BTN calls $20.05

<font color="black">Turn:</font> 2 J 4 [A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]] ($57.4, 3 players)
No action

<font color="black">River:</font> 2 J 4 A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] [Q] ($57.4, 3 players)
No action

<font color="black">Results:</font>
Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J (three of a kind, Jacks) and won $54.55
MP had 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Eights)
BTN had 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Twos)
Final Pot: $54.55 ($2.85 rake)

He loses some more to the rest of the table and then leaves saying his girlfriend is now watching and he can't play anymore because she will be angry at his drunken pokering. Beat.

[holdme]

MAN I HATE JERKS LIKE THAT GUY THEY JUST MAKE ME SO MAD

[ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S]

why would you tell his name....

sad post

[hellmuth88]

actually vandermeyde is really FAZANT.... because in holland he used to be a very very bad player.

[Perk76]

Played with him at NL100.....at work so I cant think of the exact stats...but I think he is a 22/12/3 type player if my memory serves me.

[Craggoo]

This guy has obviously figured out the algorithm for FTP if he can profitably push with 28 sooooooooooooted. You got leveled on many different levels OP.