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03-17-2007, 01:28 AM
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beat: picking up chicks
Me and 3 friends are at the bar. It is practicailyl empty. Next to us are two girls. One is hot and the other is appears so so. I am wasted.
My friend goes over and starts chatting up the hot one. I go in to help him out but also cause i want some action. She has a cute face and but her body is a littel big. Still doable but I order another beer just to make things easier. After about 5 minutes of talking about random stuff, I bring up sex. Conversation is going well. She is really talkative, telling me her favourite positions, and how she likes to have sex for 4 hours and make a guy cum 3 times. She is squeezing my hand, and when I start stroking her palm with my finger, she is stroking back. Girls go for a smoke break. I cheers my buddy cause we are both getting laid tonight. When the girl comes back I see she is a little bigger than I though. I start drinking faster. Girl: So i ran into my friend greg. He's a bouncer here. What are the odds? Me: if he works here, pretty high. Girl: LOL! But i didn't think he was working here! Bouncer comes up, tells me amd my friend we have to get our coats and leave. When we are outside, he tells us that the girl I was talking to complained that I was sexually harassing her. cliff notes: hit on meh girl. She seems really into me but instead calls the bouncer. 
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#2
03-17-2007, 01:31 AM
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Re: beat: picking up chicks
harsh....
variance: she was prolly morbidly obese
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#6
03-17-2007, 03:31 AM
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Re: beat: picking up chicks
this story would've been better if your friend had banged his girl and your walrus
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#7
03-17-2007, 04:43 AM
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Re: beat: picking up chicks
The girls didn't complain, it was BOUNCER MAN's idea. He wanted chica and walrussa all to himself. Am I the only one that doesn't see this angle?
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#8
03-17-2007, 05:33 AM
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Re: beat: picking up chicks
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The girls didn't complain, it was BOUNCER MAN's idea. He wanted chica and walrussa all to himself. Am I the only one that doesn't see this angle? [/ QUOTE ] no, that's obv what it is.
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#9
03-17-2007, 06:08 AM
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Re: beat: picking up chicks
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[ QUOTE ] The girls didn't complain, it was BOUNCER MAN's idea. He wanted chica and walrussa all to himself. Am I the only one that doesn't see this angle? [/ QUOTE ] no, that's obv what it is. [/ QUOTE ]
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03-17-2007, 06:08 AM
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Re: beat: picking up chicks
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The girls didn't complain, it was BOUNCER MAN's idea. He wanted chica and walrussa all to himself. Am I the only one that doesn't see this angle? [/ QUOTE ] qft - no way you get thrown out of a bar without overtly groping someone, and even then it's unlikely...
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