Sex, Cinnamon, and Poker

Johnny Hughes · #1 03-16-2007, 11:40 AM

I would most strongly advocate that all poker players keep a pot of water and cinnamon simmering all day to fill their house with this proven therapeutic aroma. You may wish to substitute cinnamon incense. Cinnamon is an aprhodisiac and it makes you lucky at gambling. Chinese have known this for thousands of years. Cinnamon is a mood elevator. It is a wise gamster that rubs cinnamon on his wrists before a poker game. You should carry a small bottle of cinnamon or some cinnamon sticks to the poker table as a proven mood calmer and tilt preventer.

I put cinnamon in my coffee and green tea because it is good for my heart. If you are courting a gal, the smell of cinnamon and a fistful of stolen flowers will make her drop her drawers.

Johnny Hughes

RayPowers · #2 03-16-2007, 11:45 AM

I just got creeped out.

Ray

context · #3 03-16-2007, 11:50 AM

Someone cut your cinnamon.

ginko · #4 03-16-2007, 11:53 AM

Actually a good idea, its been proven that the aroma of cinnamon gum improves concentration.

Also it stabalizes your blood sugar.

Annulus · #5 03-16-2007, 12:03 PM

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who refers to women's undergarments as drawers? sounds gross, panties/thongs sounds much better.

Peter Harris · #6 03-16-2007, 12:07 PM

I love cinnamon, it's my favourite spice in the world. Can I be a gamster too?

fluffpop62 · #7 03-16-2007, 12:08 PM

i keep thinking it's cinammon buns you're talking about and getting excited.

StevieG · #8 03-16-2007, 12:10 PM

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who refers to women's undergarments as drawers?

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Johnny Hughes, an admittedly older man who prefers to be called 'Sir'

kibble420 · #9 03-16-2007, 12:16 PM

Johnny,

I've read a lot of your posts on ThePokerForum.com awhile back, good stuff. However I must disagree about the good luck thing --- and I can prove it mathematically (as can anyone here with half a brain).

Let's say I have a tourney with five of my buddies and all six of us wear cinnamon for good luck. How will that improve my odds? And isn't it better to just buy the flowers instead of stealing them, to reduce my risk of jail time?

Annulus · #10 03-16-2007, 12:25 PM

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who refers to women's undergarments as drawers?

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Johnny Hughes, an admittedly older man who prefers to be called 'Sir'

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oops that explains the drawers. also that was a great post johnny about how players should respect players and not berate bad players from the link above.