Beat: Shot a stream in my own mouth!!!

[mrburr]

Was lying on my back in the usual position. It does not normally go that far, so I was unprepared.

Variance: It was not good, but it wasn't really that bad either, a little salty I would say. I really do not know what my gf has been complaining about.

And no, I would never do it again (intentionally). That would be ghey.

[PwnedDonk]

lol spermaments

lol jizzaments

lol spitaments

bbv4life you decide

[NU Star]

So you don't catch it in a tissue? You just let it go wherever?

[PwnedDonk]

One hand cups at head and other covers if no tissue available

[edfurlong]

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Was lying on my back in the usual position.

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Got juice in my mouth.

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Plz walk me through this, she normally blows you and you juice on your chest? You pull out and juice on your chest? I mean, you usually end up with sauce on you?

[PwnedDonk]

Sounds like he was flying solo

[edfurlong]

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Sounds like he was flying solo

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How the [censored] can you get beating off wrong?!?!

[NU Star]

Yeah...but he still implies he usually lets it go on his chest while flying solo...

[mrburr]

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Was lying on my back in the usual position.

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Got juice in my mouth.

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Plz walk me through this, she normally blows you and you juice on your chest? You pull out and juice on your chest? I mean, you usually end up with sauce on you?

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Been going out with the same girl long enough that most of the time when I have sex now it is a solitary affair.

[PwnedDonk]

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Sounds like he was flying solo

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How the [censored] can you get beating off wrong?!?!

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BECAUSE ITS HARD lolololololol












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