ATTENTION POPULAR WARM-WEATHER AMERICAN CITIES (SD, MIA)

[Anacardo]

1) The Short Term.

This coming Saturday I need to be in San Diego for some nerdlinger-related purchases. While there I suppose I might as well make a day of it. This is a call to come and flock unto Me. Ideally this will lead itself to a feeling-up of the beautiful people (Fluff, JaBlue, et al) but this is not strictly necessary.

2) The Long Term.

I need a place to stay in Miami around the Fourth of July for nerdlinger-related activities. My planned host is wigging out on me. If you live in Miami, or have old Jewish relatives there who find the idea of boarding random dudes from the Internet to have a certain romantic cachet, please let me know as soon as possible.

Once again demonstrating that the primary purpose of this forum is to assist my recreational life,

Yours,

T. d A. y C.

[fluffpop62]

you just said dids woudln't want to have s e x with me. that is mean so i am not hanging out with you.

[Anacardo]

Fluff,

You misunderstand. I am sure Dids would love to get down with you, time, place, circumstances and chemistry permitting. I merely state that he would be totally unlikely to attempt to accomplish this via 2+2 PM.

Hope that clears everything up, dollface.

See you Saturday!

T. d A. y C.

[Dids]

To clarify,

Were fluffpop not dating Soiler, who I liked a lot when I met him, she could totally take a ride in the Didsmobile.

[AE6]

yo what does nerdlinger mean?

[tdarko]

"she could totally take a ride in the Didsmobile."

Which is downsizing to a Sedan by the days.

[katyseagull]

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If you live in Miami, or have old Jewish relatives there who find the idea of boarding random dudes from the Internet to have a certain romantic cachet, please let me know as soon as possible.



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you crack me up so much

[Anacardo]

Katy,

"If you can make 'em laugh, you can make 'em do anything."

You see where this is headed, babycakes?

Yeah, take care.

[Anacardo]

REMINDER TO ALL:

This is not an idle thread.

My needs for entertainment and/or cheap-as-free lodging are very serious.

Thanks for your consideration!

[Anacardo]

All,

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Yours,

'Cardo.