I <3 KK - my first beat post!

STALLOWN3D · #1 03-13-2007, 02:47 AM

I'm aware some of these hands are played poorly. I've just switched to cash after wasting 4 months of SNGs and have had a sweet time with KK so far. It's only been two days, about 5 hours, and I've only managed to pick up the blinds the one time I've won with this hand.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

SB ($9.90)
BB ($8.65)
UTG ($12.55)
Hero ($10.60)
CO ($10.50)
Button ($11.95)

Preflop: Hero is MP with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG raises to $0.4, Hero raises to $1.25, 4 folds, UTG calls $0.85.

Flop: ($2.65) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks.

Turn: ($2.65) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG bets $2.5, Hero folds.

Final Pot: $5.15

Results in white below: 
No showdown. UTG wins $5.15. 

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($8.75)
Hero ($11.55)
MP ($11.70)
CO ($12.10)
Button ($10)
SB ($9.10)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $0.4, 1 fold, CO calls $0.40, 3 folds.

Flop: ($0.95) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $0.6, CO calls $0.60.

Turn: ($2.15) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $1.2, Hero folds.

Final Pot: $3.35

Results in white below: 
No showdown. CO wins $3.35. 

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($18.05)
Button ($11.20)
Hero ($17.75)
BB ($15.90)
UTG ($10)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.10, 1 fold, Button raises to $0.5, Hero raises to $1.8, 1 fold, UTG folds, Button calls $1.30.

Flop: ($3.80) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $2.85, Button calls $2.85.

Turn: ($9.50) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $3, Hero calls $3.

River: ($15.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $3.55 (All-In), Hero calls $3.55.

Final Pot: $22.60

Results in white below: 
Button has Qs As (three of a kind, queens).
Hero has Kc Kh (two pair, kings and queens).
Outcome: Button wins $22.60. 

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($10.30)
MP ($9.35)
CO ($14.30)
Button ($15.05)
SB ($11.40)
BB ($12.60)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $0.4, MP calls $0.40, 1 fold, Button calls $0.40, 2 folds.

Flop: ($1.35) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets $1.2, MP calls $1.20, Button folds.

Turn: ($3.75) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $2.5, MP raises to $7.75, Hero calls $5.25.

River: ($19.25) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $19.25

Results in white below: 
Hero has Kd Kc (two pair, kings and eights).
MP has 7c 8c (straight, nine high).
Outcome: MP wins $19.25. 

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($27.30)
MP ($53.30)
Button ($26.20)
Hero ($25.65)
BB ($34.80)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.25, 2 folds, Hero raises to $1.25, 1 fold, UTG calls $1.

Flop: ($2.75) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $2, UTG calls $2.

Turn: ($6.75) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $1, Hero calls $1.

River: ($8.75) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $2, Hero calls $2.

Final Pot: $12.75

Results in white below: 
Hero has Kd Kc (one pair, kings).
UTG has 6h Ad (one pair, aces).
Outcome: UTG wins $12.75. 

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($13.75)
UTG ($51.20)
MP ($27.55)
Hero ($39.90)
SB ($38.05)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
2 folds, Hero raises to $1, 1 fold, BB raises to $1.75, Hero raises to $7, BB calls $5.25.

Flop: ($14.10) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $6.75 (All-In), Hero calls $6.75.

Turn: ($27.60) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($27.60) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $27.60

Results in white below: 
BB has Ad Js (three of a kind, aces).
Hero has Kd Kh (two pair, aces and kings).
Outcome: BB wins $27.60. 

[x] Loss less than you can find in your couch...there, got that one out of the way [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

holyfield5 · #2 03-13-2007, 02:49 AM

you fold hand 1 but call hand 4/5?

you play bad sorry

EDIT: on second glance, this thread delivers, A+ comedic value in this bad beat post. very good for a first go OP.

GrandMelon · #3 03-13-2007, 02:50 AM

this thread should be fun..

venom007 · #4 03-13-2007, 02:52 AM

Holy-- there was no A in the 4th hand that flopped SILLY.

Black winter day · #5 03-13-2007, 02:52 AM

Please mention that this is play money in the title.

STALLOWN3D · #6 03-13-2007, 02:54 AM

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you fold hand 1 but call hand 4/5?

you play bad sorry

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I told you I'm new. Also, These occured with hand 1 happening last. And on hand 5, the villian had already done something like this before and showed 66

holyfield5 · #7 03-13-2007, 02:56 AM

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you fold hand 1 but call hand 4/5?

you play bad sorry

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I told you I'm new. Also, These occured with hand 1 happening last. And on hand 5, the villian had already done something like this before and showed 66

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this isnt 8 mile, just because you say you play bad doesnt mean all of BBV wont make sure to tell you this too.

STALLOWN3D · #8 03-13-2007, 03:05 AM

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you fold hand 1 but call hand 4/5?

you play bad sorry

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I told you I'm new. Also, These occured with hand 1 happening last. And on hand 5, the villian had already done something like this before and showed 66

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this isnt 8 mile, just because you say you play bad doesnt mean all of BBV wont make sure to tell you this too.

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True, and while this is exactly what I was expecting when I posted this, I'm just not enjoying it as much as I thought I would.

yoshi86 · #9 03-13-2007, 12:16 PM

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Please mention that this is play money in the title.

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LOL indeed

dopp16 · #10 03-13-2007, 12:27 PM

You boner KK?