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Old 03-13-2007, 12:07 AM
ImsaKidd ImsaKidd is offline
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Default Beat/Brag: My Great Grandma

So like 1 year ago my Great Grandma (93 years old)was going kinda crazy (she has dementia). Calling ambulances to her house, being a hassle, etc. So we decided to stick her in a nursing home.

She had to be taken to the hospital before being admitted to the home. While there, she took her shoe off and started attacking a nurse with it. Security was called. She fought with the large security guard as well. They had to call in a 2nd group of security because the first guy was scratched up and stuff, and she was still going crazy.

So she is put in the home. Always puts up a fit when we visit, etc. After 1 week she gets in a fight with one of the nurses, I think the nurse had to take a couple days off work to heal and whatnot. This nurse is in her 30's and my grandma is 93.

She is subsequently kicked out of that nursing home. We have to find a new one for her, which actually turns out to be closer to our family. She has been there for about 9 months now.

Today, one of the nurses calls. "There was a "tussle" at lunch today. However, another woman started the altercation." Turns out my grandma finished it...

B,B, or V? I still can't decide.
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Old 03-13-2007, 12:14 AM
Gary Stevenson Gary Stevenson is offline
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Default Re: Beat/Brag: My Great Grandma

umm, call up young hov and tell him you have a challenger for a $10k fight, yo?
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Old 03-13-2007, 12:16 AM
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Default Re: Beat/Brag: My Great Grandma

Brag: Your great grandma is a badass.
Beat: She has dementia.
Variance: She might get kicked out, move in, and start beating your ass.
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Old 03-13-2007, 12:23 AM
terran9 terran9 is offline
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Default Re: Beat/Brag: My Great Grandma

When my grandma was in a nursing home her female roommate made advances towards my uncle which included words that are censored by 2+2.
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Old 03-13-2007, 12:25 AM
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Default Re: Beat/Brag: My Great Grandma

Sounds like she'd fit in just fine on Party $50nl.

<font color="white"> Lori </font>
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Old 03-13-2007, 12:26 AM
whoisthedrizzle whoisthedrizzle is offline
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Default Re: Beat/Brag: My Great Grandma

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umm, call up young hov and tell him you have a challenger for a $10k fight, yo?

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this is really your only option
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Old 03-13-2007, 12:31 AM
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Default Re: Beat/Brag: My Great Grandma

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Turns out my grandma finished it...

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She killed her?
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Old 03-13-2007, 12:32 AM
ImsaKidd ImsaKidd is offline
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Turns out my grandma finished it...

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She killed her?

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LOL if my 93 year old grandma killed some bitch...
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Old 03-13-2007, 01:37 AM
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imo.....greatest story on 2+2
A+++++++++
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Old 03-13-2007, 01:44 AM
DJ Sensei DJ Sensei is offline
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Default Re: Beat/Brag: My Great Grandma

how could this be anything but a beat?

not like, a beat for you, but a beat-down for anybody who gets in her way.
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