Beat: Can't Eat Taco Bell Anymore

NozeCandy · #1 03-08-2007, 03:38 AM

I'm 20, and I really, really hate to think I'm getting so old to the point where my stomach can't handle Taco Bell, but I think I'm there. My noon class got cancelled, so I hopped on over to our food court. The only place without a massive line was Taco Bell. I haven't been there in a few years, so I ordered 2 mexican pizzas, my old favorite, and chow down.

It is now 1:30 am and my stomach won't stop rumbling and I cannot stop ripping some sick gas. I was getting head from girlfriend earlier and it was seriously torture to try and keep an atomic bomb of a fart in until I finished. I practically ran to the bathroom and let loose when that was finally done. Why can't I eat [censored] fast food anymore?

Variance: We've only been dating for a month. Much longer and I would've just ripped in her face.

DWarrior · #2 03-08-2007, 03:41 AM

is it possible that TB's food quality went down / you're becoming lactose intolerant?

The_Taj · #3 03-08-2007, 03:45 AM

why didnt you just rip ass, does ur girlfriend have a problem with it? Just put a clothespin over her nose if she cant take the smell. hey u never know maybe farts turn her on. As far as getting older and taco bell, i dont think it has anything to do with ur age, but rather that you hadn't eaten in so long, ur stomache wasnt prepared for the fart pills which are taco bell beans.

NozeCandy · #4 03-08-2007, 04:44 AM

UPDATE

Nasty farts were due to Taco Bell. Sick feeling in stomach was due to Large Black Angus Steak sub from Quizno's. I just vomited that up along with god knows what else. It was about 8 gallons of material.

acidca · #5 03-08-2007, 04:47 AM

I think you need some (7-8) mcd's fish filets

TyFuji · #6 03-08-2007, 04:51 AM

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lol, this reminds me of the ramen marathon thread.

redickulous · #7 03-08-2007, 04:54 AM

wow finally a good thread

bmwguy525 · #8 03-08-2007, 05:04 AM

Don't ever give up on taco bell! I'm a taco bell eating professional, and it is known that without a regular taco bell eating session, your stomach will have adverse effects to the ingredients.

Victor · #9 03-08-2007, 09:38 AM

wtf ur gf doesnt let you fart while getting dome? thats like the best part.

Money2Burn · #10 03-08-2007, 10:17 AM

How is this a beat? I would rather eat month old dog diarrhea than have to stomache anything Taco Bell tries to pass off as food.