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Old 03-07-2007, 04:09 PM
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I waste so much time cleaning up my house/getting food/making food.

I figure I could give a Thai chick $20 per day to clean up after me make me food I could also teach her simple phrases like "don't worry you'll win it back" "those fish are [censored] retarded how could they suck out on you like that" to say in a cute Thai accent when I get upset so I don't tilt. I suppose I could probably get blowjobs on command for an extra $20 per day or so but I might feel morally wrong with that.

Good idea/bad idea?

I am ranked in the top 20 for the party VIP promo and it would help me finish in the top 17 at least I'm sure...
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Old 03-07-2007, 04:10 PM
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can u afford not to?
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Old 03-07-2007, 04:10 PM
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anyone actually try this? I'm 1/2 serious

+ a gf is out of the question since they want more attention than I'm willing to give while 12 tabling.
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Old 03-07-2007, 04:10 PM
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how could you NOT get one?
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Old 03-07-2007, 04:13 PM
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this seems like a perfectly legitimate idea.
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Old 03-07-2007, 04:13 PM
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Yes, I have a personal assistant that I pay much more than that and it's totally worth it.
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Old 03-07-2007, 04:14 PM
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Yes, I have a personal assistant that I pay much more than that and it's totally worth it.

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do you get BJs on command?
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Old 03-07-2007, 04:15 PM
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dude this is very +EV
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Old 03-07-2007, 04:15 PM
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pics for our evaluation
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