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Old 03-06-2007, 01:23 PM
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Okay, the thread title was a lie. I just want to know how to [censored] a dolphin????
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Old 03-06-2007, 01:24 PM
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PM for details
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Old 03-06-2007, 01:25 PM
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Plz share with the whole community.
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Old 03-06-2007, 01:27 PM
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Can't.

BEAT: I already got in trouble by the feds for talking about this stuff publicly.
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Old 03-06-2007, 01:28 PM
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you know dolphins are the only specie except humans that give and take blowjobs? and also they masturbate?
i can see why you want to know how to get one.... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 03-06-2007, 01:29 PM
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Default Re: ABA gets OWNED

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you know dolphins are the only specie except humans that give and take blowjobs? and also they masturbate?
i can see why you want to know how to get one.... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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How much it would it cost....to say.....buy a dolphin???
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Old 03-06-2007, 01:29 PM
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you know dolphins are the only specie except humans that give and take blowjobs? and also they masturbate?
i can see why you want to know how to get one.... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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they are also great for emotional companionship.
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Old 03-06-2007, 01:30 PM
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not much but they are expensive bitches, also they can be ghey...

Scientists at the Rotator Dolphin Center have said sexual activities among dolphins outside their reproductive season have the objective of giving sexual pleasure for the species of mammals, a rare behavior among animals. “We have reported so far at least 21 dolphins in the course of homosexual behavior, including oral sex among males,” José Martins, coordinator of a local marine research center, told the daily.

Sex among males is easier to testify because their sexual organs are external, according to the head researcher of the center, which operates in partnership with federal environmentalist agency Ibama.
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Old 03-06-2007, 01:32 PM
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Okay, the thread title was a lie. I just want to know how to [censored] a dolphin????

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http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html


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you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward....



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Old 03-06-2007, 01:36 PM
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found Proof!!!!





Cross species oral sex FTW!!!
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