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Old 03-05-2007, 04:06 PM
manub manub is offline
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Default Brag: I beat up a small guy


Saturday night I went to this party at a friend's apartment. A few friends were already there when I arrived. One of them is a wimpy law student and is already completely wasted. I get a little drunk myself and we start going at each other, until he challenges me to "take it outside". So one minute later, we're on the street fighting like drunk morons.

Brag: brazilian jiu-jitsu



Beat: bastard bit my leg through my jeans !

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Old 03-05-2007, 04:08 PM
el_dusto el_dusto is offline
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beat: he has aids, and so do you (now)
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Old 03-05-2007, 04:10 PM
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did you finish inside his mouth
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Old 03-05-2007, 04:10 PM
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Jeans = thicker than a condom, last i checked

beat: I admit it looks a little gay...
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Old 03-05-2007, 04:15 PM
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variance: rabies shots hurt.
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Old 03-05-2007, 04:17 PM
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So you call that 'street fighting'?


Street slap-n-tickle.............maybe.
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Old 03-05-2007, 04:18 PM
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I don't understand the picture
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Old 03-05-2007, 04:20 PM
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I have reported you. Beating on pregnant women is not cool dude.

Which law school?
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Old 03-05-2007, 04:21 PM
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It's taken from a balcony, we're on the ground.
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Old 03-05-2007, 04:22 PM
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It's taken from a balcony, we're on the ground.

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OIC

nh
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