TEH TEN COMMANDMENTS OF BBV4LIFE

[diebitter]

(with apple-logies to Al Bundy)

1. It is OK to call hooters "knockers" and sometimes "snack trays."
2. It is wrong to be French.
3. It is OK to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder.
4. Lawyers, see rule three.
5. It is OK to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes.
6. Everyone should car pool except me.
7. Bring back the word "stewardesses."
8. Synchronized swimming is not a sport.
9. Mud wrestling is a sport.
10. You shall not make dumb threads as a way of pointing out landmark postcounts

[Skoob]

18,000 is not a "landmark" count.

[stjohnychan]

Good thing I knew about #10 before my recent Hundreth Post.

[PITTM]

1. Try to be funny ever.

[ClassicBob]

STOP STARTING THREADS

[ClevelandWasp]

After reviewing #3, the BBV lawyers are all in agreement, you deserve to die in the meat grinder. Per curiam opinion to follow.

[Dids]

Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes you make a horrible post that nobody laughs at.

[React1oN]

Curling is not a sport either.

[Skoob]

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Curling is not a sport either.

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Non-subjective scoring, you're obviously wrong.

[T-God]

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Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes you make a horrible post that nobody laughs at.

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Be nice to DB, he has a good batting %!