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02-27-2007, 12:56 PM
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So I\'m like sure get into a sat for the sunday million brilliant
Then I accidentally get into a shootout and I had no idea what the [censored] it was. The table started short and I tripled up early with AA vs AK vs 76. So now it's HU. I have 4500 in chips and the blinds are .25/.5. I have 9m BB behind. The other dude has 6m behind. And I'm like wtf this [censored] will take forever I want to die jesus christ this [censored] sucks what the [censored] goddammit this thing will take [censored] forever I'm going to die with the EV I just lost by having to play HU for the next 3 hours against a [censored] retard [censored]'s sake help me [censored] a donkey before I do this [censored] again kill me now
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t30 (2 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter Hero (t4405) Button (t3095) Preflop: Hero is BB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. Button calls t15, Hero checks. Flop: (t60) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t40</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to t240</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t4375</font>, Button calls t2825 (All-In). Turn: (t7500) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font> River: (t7500) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font> Final Pot: t7500 HE HAS J8 PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t50 (2 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter Hero (t1390) Button (t6110) Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to t100</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t1390</font>, Button calls t1290. Flop: (t2780) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Turn: (t2780) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> River: (t2780) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Final Pot: t2780 HE HAS J9 Somebody drill a [censored] hole in my skull and headfuck me before I do this [censored] again IF YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT TOURNEY STRATEGERY I CAN'T SAY DIE IN A FIRE BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT I HAVE A JERICURL 
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02-27-2007, 01:08 PM
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Re: So I\'m like sure get into a sat for the sunday million brilliant
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1 was played awesomely well :0. [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] IF YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT TOURNEY STRATEGERY I CAN'T SAY DIE IN A FIRE BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT [/ QUOTE ] YOU PROBABLY THINK THAT FOLDING J9 TO A SEVENTEEN HUNDRED MILLION BIG BLIND BET IS A GOOD IDEA, DON'T YOU? THIS HAND IS COMPLEX AND LAYERED - LIKE AN ONION.
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#8
02-27-2007, 01:09 PM
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Re: So I\'m like sure get into a sat for the sunday million brilliant
HAHAH everything about this thread is awesome
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#9
02-27-2007, 01:16 PM
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Re: So I\'m like sure get into a sat for the sunday million brilliant
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[ QUOTE ] 1 was played awesomely well :0. [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] IF YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT TOURNEY STRATEGERY I CAN'T SAY DIE IN A FIRE BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT [/ QUOTE ] YOU PROBABLY THINK THAT FOLDING J9 TO A SEVENTEEN HUNDRED MILLION BIG BLIND BET IS A GOOD IDEA, DON'T YOU? THIS HAND IS COMPLEX AND LAYERED - LIKE AN ONION. [/ QUOTE ] I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK KID YOUR GOIN PLACES
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#10
02-27-2007, 01:20 PM
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Re: So I\'m like sure get into a sat for the sunday million brilliant
HEY WHATS GOIN ON GUYS
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